Ugh...SMH
Ugh...SMH..tisk tisk tisk...
All this posting and the solution is so so simple. Why do you insist on making things so complicated?!?!?
Before you begin your session at the table, simply take a piece of clear packing tape and press it firmly against your "four heads" as this will spread out your chicken skin and counteract the pressure from scrunching and cringing as you test the rails and send balls off the table. Nobody will notice as the clear packing tape goes unnoticed to the naked eye except for the glossy look that everyone will assume is simply your youthful glow.
When you're all done beating up the equipment for the evening, simply remove the official "Sandman Anti-Wrinkle Strip" (patent pending) from your forehead (I suggest removing it quickly in one swift motion to avoid any slight discomfort from the removal process) and notice that NOT ONLY did you prevent any wrinkling from occurring BUT if you pressed firmly enough, you have also just received a FREE BONUS in a complimentary face lift at the same time! NOT ONLY THAT but you'll also notice a more youthful look as your skin has been exfoliated, pores have been opened up and cleaned, blackheads removed and a slight redness will appear giving you the look of a day out in the sun!
WARNING!: "Sandman Anti-Wrinkle Strips" are not to be used with any other Sandman age-defying or pool training products
DISCLAIMER: Not responsible for the improper low placement of anti-wrinkle strips and/or the loss of eyebrows through the removal process.
Don't stress and shoot straight!
Sincerely,
Your Friendly Pool Room Sandman