Though I am Canadian my first day in office would look like this:
1. Sit down with executive Chef on weekly Menu. Rotation of Steak, Seafood, Italian, Greek, Sushi, Ham and Turkey on Holidays. Single Malt Scotches and Red wines.
2. Meeting with contractor for Presidential games room. 9 foot Diamond, Riley Snooker Table, Collection of cues for guests. Classic array of Old School video games (Galaga, Donkykong, Astariods, Pacman) and selection of Pinball (BlackKnight, Kiss and Playboy machines)
3. Meeting with secret service so they could update war room. 4 - 70" Plasma setup with 3000watts of matching audio set up.
4. Meeting with IT for dedicated fiber links to Tar studio from Whitehouse so JCIN could stream the matches and occationally some of the exploits of Seal Team 6.
Break for lunch followed by "Soft Invasion" of Cuba. Take back all the good beaches and Cigars for the Prez.
Call Russian PM and trade China for all the Vodka and spare Nukes they got hanging around.
Put up my heals and watch Pool, Snooker, Football, Hockey, Baseball and F1 in the war room while I plot what to do in North Korea. Send staff home and hit balls. Job done.
Nick