Last night a guy wanted to play some cheap sets, race to five for $5.00. He is probably a C player or less but thinks he is a shortstop to hear him talk. He is a nice enough guy but his mouth gets the better of him. You know the kind of guy I am talking about. His exaggerations are just enough that you don’t call him on it because he needs his stories to be him.
We play but I am not all that enthusiastic. I beat him five three and I scratched twice on the ten ball because I was taking a flyer on some silly shots. So he says let’s do it again. Well this guy hasn’t really got a lot of money and I think he probably can’t afford to lose $5.00 let alone $10.00. So next set I gave him two on the wire, which he doesn’t mark with the coins. The score is 4 – 2 when he says “didn’t you give me two,” I said “sure but you didn’t take them,” so now he decides to take his two and the score is 4 – 4. I missed another silly shot trying for three rail position that I did not have to play but what the hell. So he wins and says let’s play for $100.00 a set. I looked at him and said, you don’t want to play me for $100.00 a set, lets play one more for $5.00 with you getting three on the wire. He is game. So I beat him 5- 3 (he never won a game, nor did he get very many shots) just to teach him a lesson and to shut him up.
After I got home last night it occurred to me that without thinking about it and without having my head in the game (cause it wasn’t needed) I hustled this guy and could have probably taken him for all he had.
I can see why people do this, some people you try to be nice to and they just act like a jerk. I think I was more surprised at myself than at him. In fact, I was doing something more like practice when we played a few sets but when he got serious I had to show him that he was all bluster. Oh yeah after the last set he quit. But then I think I knew he would cause he wasn’t getting to shoot very often and that kinda pissed him off.
Of course he now starts woofing that I was just lucky and now he wants to play some more. Seems there is a lesson in here somewhere but I am not too sure what it is.
We play but I am not all that enthusiastic. I beat him five three and I scratched twice on the ten ball because I was taking a flyer on some silly shots. So he says let’s do it again. Well this guy hasn’t really got a lot of money and I think he probably can’t afford to lose $5.00 let alone $10.00. So next set I gave him two on the wire, which he doesn’t mark with the coins. The score is 4 – 2 when he says “didn’t you give me two,” I said “sure but you didn’t take them,” so now he decides to take his two and the score is 4 – 4. I missed another silly shot trying for three rail position that I did not have to play but what the hell. So he wins and says let’s play for $100.00 a set. I looked at him and said, you don’t want to play me for $100.00 a set, lets play one more for $5.00 with you getting three on the wire. He is game. So I beat him 5- 3 (he never won a game, nor did he get very many shots) just to teach him a lesson and to shut him up.
After I got home last night it occurred to me that without thinking about it and without having my head in the game (cause it wasn’t needed) I hustled this guy and could have probably taken him for all he had.
I can see why people do this, some people you try to be nice to and they just act like a jerk. I think I was more surprised at myself than at him. In fact, I was doing something more like practice when we played a few sets but when he got serious I had to show him that he was all bluster. Oh yeah after the last set he quit. But then I think I knew he would cause he wasn’t getting to shoot very often and that kinda pissed him off.
Of course he now starts woofing that I was just lucky and now he wants to play some more. Seems there is a lesson in here somewhere but I am not too sure what it is.
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