Are you calling me Shirley? I wish you'd stop calling me surely, and I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking
I am interested to know the story.
I am pretty sure that any of the stories about Shirley would be bannable offenses. Speaking of Shirley, I won't claim it is the best piece of pool advice but one high up on the list is not to be on top when engaging in extracurricular activities on a pool table. Especially with that old cheap cloth of the eighties it can leave your knees bloody!