101 Uses of a Pool Cue

[Poke N Hope]

On the way to work this morning I had a flat tire. I pull off to the side of the road pull out the spare and the jack but can't find the tire iron. The manual didn't tell me were the tire iron was located so I called my wife to see if I could use the tire iron from her car. I was able to use her tire iron to loosen the lug nuts but I couldn't use it on my jack and her jack was to tall to fit under my car. The jack for my car has a center hole in the turning knob so I look through my trunk to see if I have anything I can use and I find a old cheap Adams cue that I had won off a guy a long time ago. I stick the joint pin into the the center hole of the jack, it fits and then I proceed to jack the car up with the pool cue and change the tire.

 

[Black-Balled]

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=102029&highlight=plunger

 

[rossaroni]

On the way to work this morning I had a flat tire. I pull off to the side of the road pull out the spare and the jack but can't find the tire iron. The manual didn't tell me were the tire iron was located so I called my wife to see if I could use the tire iron from her car. I was able to use her tire iron to loosen the lug nuts but I couldn't use it on my jack and her jack was to tall to fit under my car. The jack for my car has a center hole in the turning knob so I look through my trunk to see if I have anything I can use and I find a old cheap Adams cue that I had won off a guy a long time ago. I stick the joint pin into the the center hole of the jack, it fits and then I proceed to jack the car up with the pool cue and change the tire.

I thought that was what Adams cues were for. Good thinking.

 

[noRulez]

I was unaware of this use until now and knowing is half the battle: http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=110363

 

[the420trooper]

I was unaware of this use until now and knowing is half the battle: http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=110363

BTW, G.I. Joe is a real American hero.

 

[bchilton]

Uses for a cue

Granny Clampett used to use them for pot passers.

 

[ajohnson13]

Pot Passer?

Granny Clampett used to use them for pot passers.

Excuse my ignorance, and please enlighten me. What is a pot passer?

 

[crawfish]

And you told me you would never use that cue.

 

[rackem]

Here you go.

 

[Surly]

To get a diamond ring out from under the deck.

Never had to do it, but I'd bet it's perfect for that.

 

[Black-Balled]

Here you go.

Did I not post a link to a similar pic (I dunno- many pics here are blocked at my work)>? \

Well, I meant to...

 

[Hail Mary Shot]

I used it to poke a woman's ass, by accident.

 

[JustPlay]

Cues make great tomatoe stakes.

 

[Fatboy]

I whacked a moth in my bedroom with a cue a few weeks ago, It was a good cue too-I think it was a sugar tree, I stood up on my bed and squished it with the bumper. It wasnt a Szam or a Bushka it had to be a good cue I never have junk cues in my bedroom. and yes I got it on the first attempt.

 

[bchilton]

Excuse my ignorance, and please enlighten me. What is a pot passer?

They used the pool table for a dinner table and used the cues to pass the pots full of food from one side of the table to the other.

Must have been before your time............................

 

[bchilton]

Excuse my ignorance, and please enlighten me. What is a pot passer?

Here it is:

"Pot-Passers" and the "Fancy-Eatin'-Table":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fBqD89kLkM

 

[Ken_4fun]

I have an old Tascarella I use to stake out tomatos

Works great for that.