Apparently Mr. Flash, you missed post #19--Its not nice to ignore sensible explanations!
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Apparently Mr. Flash, you missed post #19--Its not nice to ignore sensible explanations!
GoldenFlash
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Along the Navajo Trail.......
Relax-x-x...take your meds and reminisce of by gone fantasies.Apparently Mr. Flash, you missed post #19--Its not nice to ignore sensible explanations!
I am relaxed..but the Durango Kid is about ready to shoot your eyeballs out!..Why can't you make clever quips, like Cuebuddy?.."Bent grass"..I thought that was funny! :thumbup:
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Jumping causes way more little dings than flipping coins.
Ban jump cues.
Ban jump cues.
(He had to, eventually
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We had the same problem, Dick, so we took to flipping the waitress.
I always loved it when she came up tails.
I always loved it when she came up tails.
I know. Why don't we make pool tables sort of like air hockey tables with the air coming out through holes so when guys put the rack on the felt it doesn't leave the beer circles.
I agreed to play a guy five-ahead....neither of us had a coin...
...he wouldn't lag 'cause I was giving him weight.
...so, I take out a bill...told him.."Call the last number odd or even."
He says "Odd."
This is similar to the bill I used...
So he claims that a zero is neither odd nor even...
...so I said "Just break already...you can only hit 'em four miles an hour anyway...
...he wouldn't lag 'cause I was giving him weight.
...so, I take out a bill...told him.."Call the last number odd or even."
He says "Odd."
This is similar to the bill I used...
So he claims that a zero is neither odd nor even...
...so I said "Just break already...you can only hit 'em four miles an hour anyway...