hello all i had a muffin this morning for breakfast and it was toasted and i had the girl in the bakery put butter on it but she put too much butter on it so when i drank my milk to wash it down it created some gastrointestinal distress within me and i had to run to the bathroom where i took a massive dump that was painful and made me sweat a lot and it didnt smell too pretty either and the smell was so bad it almost made me gag and it was so bad i had to flush three times before it all went down and when it finally did i pulled up my pants and went back to work but i only got about three feet away from the bathroom door when i felt the cramps coming on again and i had to rush back to the bathroom and take another huge dump and this one smelled even worse but it only took two flushes this time so i guess that was good.
Ok. I'm sure by now many of you are wondering:
"Why the hell is this guy telling us about his breakfast and how it made him explode on a toilet?!?!?"
Let me explain... see. When I read these posts by travis, I think to myself "Hmmm... self: this is about as interesting as reading about someone taking a dump."
But then I begin to realize that after the monotony of the SAME old stories about the SAME old crap, maybe... just maybe, reading about some guy taking a dump in a 7 line run-on sentence might actually be MORE entertaining!
Because hey! Let's face it. We've all read threads about how travis played pool last night and he won some games but he lost some games too and he played with his cuetec because allison plays with a cuetec and allison is good so cuetecs must be good and earl uses one and earl is good too and, well... I'm sure you get the point.
But I digress... anyway, "Self," I said, "perhaps its time you posted about one of your dumps and maybe people might find it more of an interesting read than travis' patented 'tales from the short-bus' stories!
So there you go. I took a dump this morning. Twice.
Ta ta folks!!!
-B
P.S.- Davey, if I get one PM from this guy, I'll hunt you down in Florida and, well, I'll give you a good talking to!!!