A Cuemaker For President?
- Thread starter oceanweb
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OK, Larry. Lemme see how fast this thread is deleted.
Had to vote on this one. Blud is my Bud.
Eydie
Eydie
runout ronnie said:
Are you kidding? You two must be getting a little paraniod.....I'm not FL and my understanding is that we're not allowed to mention FL on this board.
Barry Szamboti is my pick because he is honest, sincere, trustworthy, kind, and one hell of a nice guy. He may even make me the "Minister of Cues".
Nominate The Gentleman From Georgia For President!
I don't think a background in cue making prepares one well to be President. A much more suitable candidate is likely to come from the ranks of the trick shot artists (TSA).
Cue makers know how to make a product, but a trick shot artist knows how to use that product.
A custom cue maker generally deals with one customer and personality at a time. A TSA is more experienced in dealing with large groups of people.
Out of the entire cadre of major trick shot artists who might be suitable candidates, there is one that stands out head and shoulders above the rest. A man who is innately intelligent, highly educated, and yet pragmatic, a man of the people. A man with strong morals and convictions. A self made man who's reached the loftiest heights. His name, of course, is none other than F___ L____.
Yes, from the whole world of pool, there is no Yankee Doodle Dandy better suited to lead America into the future than the Fast Man from Georgia. Join the celebration! Hip, hip, hooray!
I don't think a background in cue making prepares one well to be President. A much more suitable candidate is likely to come from the ranks of the trick shot artists (TSA).
Cue makers know how to make a product, but a trick shot artist knows how to use that product.
A custom cue maker generally deals with one customer and personality at a time. A TSA is more experienced in dealing with large groups of people.
Out of the entire cadre of major trick shot artists who might be suitable candidates, there is one that stands out head and shoulders above the rest. A man who is innately intelligent, highly educated, and yet pragmatic, a man of the people. A man with strong morals and convictions. A self made man who's reached the loftiest heights. His name, of course, is none other than F___ L____.
Yes, from the whole world of pool, there is no Yankee Doodle Dandy better suited to lead America into the future than the Fast Man from Georgia. Join the celebration! Hip, hip, hooray!
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Bozodozo
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God said:
I demand his name be added to this survey at once. FL is already running for president, he already stated that on this forum. There are 46 million pool playes, all 46 mil do a write in on his name, he is instantly elected, you mail him the copy of your write in, its a marker. He gives you free pool for 4 yrs, a meucci cue with 2 shafts and all beer shall on be one dollar during his administration. He will put a gold crown 4 in the oval office and Earl will be secretary of war, Ewa press secretary and pool will be in the damn olympics or he will nuke the hq of the ioc. Vote for FL, FOR PRESIDENT. vOTE FOR bLUD, that would be like voting for Sadam, half of fort Knox would end up in that guys back yard buried. Listen to God, don't mess with God, that is a command, vote for Fl.
Larry, do you always refer to yourself in the third person?
This is like that old Whack a Mole game that they have at the pizza joint that my kids like to go to. When are you going to get tired of this Larry?
Mike
This is like that old Whack a Mole game that they have at the pizza joint that my kids like to go to. When are you going to get tired of this Larry?
Mike
Bozodozo (Another banned Larry alias) said:
AzHousePro said:
I guess that the next step is pull the posts of anyone that mentions 'his' name, or initials, or an initial followed by blank spaces,etc.. Time for the moderator(s) to earn their stripes. Yeehaaaaa !
oceanweb said:
I would have to vote for Bob Meucci. He can make himself sound like an expert on any issue, whether or not he knows anything on the subject. For example, he is the self-proclaimed founder of deflection, even though he doesnt exactly understand it.
He invented the leather tip as well. He invented and coined the term "cue" which replaced the mace as tool of choice for pocketing balls. He also invented the "pocket" while we're on the subject, and the "ball" and "rack". He not only invented the break shot, he fathered Efren Reyes, The Silencer, and Gremlin (although they won't admit it, would you?).
We owe a lot to Bob Meucci. Certainly at least the Presidency. His running mate would be Al Gore, without whom this forum wouldn't be possible.
Chris
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a cuemaker for president? it's like me voting for a conservative for priminister in canada......will never happen at least not yet 
Jerry Brice
Banned
TATE said:
A president is nothing but a bull S*** artist who cons the american public with what they want to hear. As Bob is the best bull S*** artist in pool, then this debate is now over and he should win the poll and be elected president.
I don’t know any of these guys personally, so I’m really not qualified to answer.
However, the cue maker who can promise and deliver (make me believe so anyway) the most would get my vote. Some examples of strong campaign promises might include the following.
1. My cues make straight in shots better, backhand cuts better, banks better and kick shots better than any other cue available.
2. My cues are guaranteed to make you play two balls better than any other cue.
3. My cues WILL always joint together in the appropriate fashion, m/f connection.
4. Read my tip, NO new miscues.
5. My cue will not squirt you, deflect you or throw you, or embarrass you in any way (at least in public).
6. My cue will not cost you any more than a postage stamp.
7. My cue will jump higher, smash the rack harder and pocket more balls than any other.
Yup, sounds good. I guess I’ll vote for whoever can belly up to those.
Rick
However, the cue maker who can promise and deliver (make me believe so anyway) the most would get my vote. Some examples of strong campaign promises might include the following.
1. My cues make straight in shots better, backhand cuts better, banks better and kick shots better than any other cue available.
2. My cues are guaranteed to make you play two balls better than any other cue.
3. My cues WILL always joint together in the appropriate fashion, m/f connection.
4. Read my tip, NO new miscues.
5. My cue will not squirt you, deflect you or throw you, or embarrass you in any way (at least in public).
6. My cue will not cost you any more than a postage stamp.
7. My cue will jump higher, smash the rack harder and pocket more balls than any other.
Yup, sounds good. I guess I’ll vote for whoever can belly up to those.
Rick
AzHousePro said:
Hey Mike. Can't you ban his IP (I realize it's probably dynamic, but if he's using DSL, they usually keep the same IP for quite a while)? If that doesn't work, ban the whole domain, baby!
It would be a lot less work for you, to say the least.Do I get a free Bludworth cue for that or was Larry (and all of his alter-ego's) just making that up?
