A little fun this morning - Provide a caption for this photo
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A little crude, but it did cause an audible chuckle! For me, it's funnier if you assume that Buddy has the "paper bags" line.trustyrusty said:
Buddy: I can't believe that little needle nose , kinky headed , Anemic looking kid actually thought he had a chance to win one of these trophies.
Larry ... Yeah I can't beleive everyone thought he would win , like he is the next big thing , He probably could'nt even lift one of these big trophies, We sure don't have any worries there...
Buddy : Yeah he better take his little butt on back to Kentucky and stick to running that pool room with his Daddy...
Larry: Yeah what was his name .. Kevin ... Uh ... No no no ... Un Nick , Nicky Barner or Varner ... That kid being a serious pool player and the next big thing is the biggest laugh I have had all day...
Larry ... Yeah I can't beleive everyone thought he would win , like he is the next big thing , He probably could'nt even lift one of these big trophies, We sure don't have any worries there...
Buddy : Yeah he better take his little butt on back to Kentucky and stick to running that pool room with his Daddy...
Larry: Yeah what was his name .. Kevin ... Uh ... No no no ... Un Nick , Nicky Barner or Varner ... That kid being a serious pool player and the next big thing is the biggest laugh I have had all day...
BillPorter said:
Crude?! I've never been called that
LOL 
for those not in the know....butterface = it's ALL GOOD but her face.
Larry: "Damn Buddy, I had you there in the winner's side until that hot chick started flashing her jugs at me every time I got down to shoot.
Buddy: <Laughing> "Yeah, I saw them...um...I saw that."
Larry: "She must have thought I was the sh!t, we are gonna hook up after these darn pictures are taken."
Buddy: "I wouldn't count on it Larry."
Larry: "Why is that?"
Buddy: "I think you were sharked, she bought half of me in the Calcutta!"
Buddy: <Laughing> "Yeah, I saw them...um...I saw that."
Larry: "She must have thought I was the sh!t, we are gonna hook up after these darn pictures are taken."
Buddy: "I wouldn't count on it Larry."
Larry: "Why is that?"
Buddy: "I think you were sharked, she bought half of me in the Calcutta!"
Buddy: "lol, so then he says to me, wear one of my shirts and I'll let ya shoot with one of my cues, Wheat something or other."
Spiderweb - that's funny.:grin:
Back at the Viking Tour Amateur Nationals, it was apparent to all involved that a few of the players had snuck in under the radar.
How about...
Larry: "That wacky Bob Meucci, he actually thinks his cues help us play better! He's a riot."
Buddy: "Hey, he's paying us so we're going to use his cues, but what I wouldn't give to be able to use a house stick!"
Larry: "That wacky Bob Meucci, he actually thinks his cues help us play better! He's a riot."
Buddy: "Hey, he's paying us so we're going to use his cues, but what I wouldn't give to be able to use a house stick!"
"Man, can you believe how much weight little Allen has gained?"BillPorter said:I am finishing up on editing and uploading images from the 1982 Clyde Childress Memorial Pool Tournament and just uploaded this image of the tournament winners. Buddy Hall won, Allen Hopkins was second, and Larry Hubbart was third. A camera malfunction caused the left side of the image to be drastically underexposed, but you can clearly see Buddy and Larry. They are laughing hard at something, but what??? All you wanna be comedians out there, toss out a funny caption and win a prize! I'll send a free DVD with all our old pool pics on it to the person who produces what I think is the funniest caption.
"Yeah, those Sansabelts are a little snug, huh?"
Buddy: Check out this dude in the stripped shirt!
Larry: Yeah, what a loser, everyone knows white button downs rule!
Buddy: Yeah, white button downs and Led Zep.
Larry: Oh yeah, Led Zep rules!!!
Buddy: O.K, white button downs, Led Zep and pool.
Larry: Pool's cool, Buddy.
Larry: Yeah, what a loser, everyone knows white button downs rule!
Buddy: Yeah, white button downs and Led Zep.
Larry: Oh yeah, Led Zep rules!!!
Buddy: O.K, white button downs, Led Zep and pool.
Larry: Pool's cool, Buddy.
Larry: Yeah that Hopkins thinks he's so smart...well he's hanging on to that bronze trophy I passed on to him...and don't I have the silver trophy...and lookie here at my second place envelope!!!
BillPorter said:I am finishing up on editing and uploading images from the 1982 Clyde Childress Memorial Pool Tournament and just uploaded this image of the tournament winners. Buddy Hall won, Allen Hopkins was second, and Larry Hubbart was third. A camera malfunction caused the left side of the image to be drastically underexposed, but you can clearly see Buddy and Larry. They are laughing hard at something, but what??? All you wanna be comedians out there, toss out a funny caption and win a prize! I'll send a free DVD with all our old pool pics on it to the person who produces what I think is the funniest caption.
Buddy: I had a dream that in the future people will devote more time talking about pool than actually playing pool. Haha!
Larry: That is the dumbest $%& I've heard. Haha!
Buddy - "It was fun beating you once again. I am the number one 9 ball player on the planet - you are probably number three"
Larry - "It's okay, a few years from now I will form a pool league across this nation. I will move pool into bars, teach the world to sandbag in order to win and have a grand tournament in Vegas declaring the King of the Sandbags each year. You will continue to live the life of a professional pool player - I will take 30% of the league fees and pocket them into my retirement, living in a big house on a lake."
Larry - "It's okay, a few years from now I will form a pool league across this nation. I will move pool into bars, teach the world to sandbag in order to win and have a grand tournament in Vegas declaring the King of the Sandbags each year. You will continue to live the life of a professional pool player - I will take 30% of the league fees and pocket them into my retirement, living in a big house on a lake."
Buddy-"So how long do you think it's going to take the rest of the field to realize that all those plates of chocolate chip cookies they've been helping themselves to, to realize that we swapped Exlax for the chocolate chips?!!"
Larry- "Sure glad they don't do the whiz quiz for poolplayers, cause I ain't gonna tell ya what I heard went into those brownies that came out before the cookies!"
Larry- "Sure glad they don't do the whiz quiz for poolplayers, cause I ain't gonna tell ya what I heard went into those brownies that came out before the cookies!"