ABBBA officially operating under protest

alstl

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Yes sports fans, it's true. The ABBBA, Al's Basement Ball Bangers Association is officially operating from this day forward under protest. As the founding, and only, member of the ABBBA I refuse to post the first 500 balls of my record setting 534 ball run which shattered Mosconi's record. No amount of money will get me to post the first 500 so don't even try.

http://vimeo.com/20489118

I'm protesting against old age and cataracts, hot weather, Efren Reyes because he is too good and I'm protesting all the worthless posts I make on this forum.
 
Yes sports fans, it's true. The ABBBA, Al's Basement Ball Bangers Association is officially operating from this day forward under protest. As the founding, and only, member of the ABBBA I refuse to post the first 500 balls of my record setting 534 ball run which shattered Mosconi's record. No amount of money will get me to post the first 500 so don't even try.

http://vimeo.com/20489118

I'm protesting against old age and cataracts, hot weather, Efren Reyes because he is too good and I'm protesting all the worthless posts I make on this forum.

I don't even know what you're talking about, but that's hilarious.
 
Those pockets are BUCKETS!
No wonder you ran 534.

Wondering about the table...legs like a Brunswick Medalist...but not the
same pocket moldings...is it a Schmidt?
 
I'm protesting against old age and cataracts, hot weather, ..... and I'm protesting all the worthless posts I make on this forum.

Age...I'm almost a dinosaur.
Eyes...my glasses are getting bigger and thicker. My screen name should be Hubble.
Worthless posts....I don't gamble but I'll betcha mine are more worthless than yours.
EBBBA...proud member in good standing. ElderlyBasementBallBustersAssoc
 
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Those pockets are BUCKETS!
No wonder you ran 534.

Wondering about the table...legs like a Brunswick Medalist...but not the
same pocket moldings...is it a Schmidt?

It is a Schmidt but if I had a choice I would rather have a gold crown. Deep shelves = lots of rattled balls. If I could get a decent price I'd sell it and get a gold crown.
 
I see you use a Moose Head bridge. Can I join your club?
Maybe some time we could build a tree house together.
And it would be big enuff to put a pool table in it.
No girls allowed of course.
 
It is a Schmidt but if I had a choice I would rather have a gold crown. Deep shelves = lots of rattled balls. If I could get a decent price I'd sell it and get a gold crown.

I have an 8' Schmidt. Lots of rattled balls in all 4 corners. Shoots pretty nice though. :cool:
 
I see you use a Moose Head bridge. Can I join your club?
Maybe some time we could build a tree house together.
And it would be big enuff to put a pool table in it.
No girls allowed of course.


I appreciate the offer but I'm afraid of heights and I like girls. In fact if any wpba gals want to join the ABBBA I'll give them free membership, and there are several of them I could overcome my fear of heights for if they wanted to be in a tree house with me.

As far as the moose head bridge, I don't remember how I ended up with it. For me it works best if I use the two prongs up, five down. It is good if you need to shoot over a ball because you can turn it on edge.
 
I appreciate the offer but I'm afraid of heights and I like girls. In fact if any wpba gals want to join the ABBBA I'll give them free membership, and there are several of them I could overcome my fear of heights for if they wanted to be in a tree house with me.

As far as the moose head bridge, I don't remember how I ended up with it. For me it works best if I use the two prongs up, five down. It is good if you need to shoot over a ball because you can turn it on edge.

I like the Briana bridge.
When I use the moose-head, I just keep hitting the horns..:angry::grinning-moose::angry:
 
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