Action turned awry

I have a few funny gambling stories, there were never any fists thrown, but they were all pretty wierd. All names of my victims will be protected, except for Franco, cause I never really liked the guy.

And that's where I'll begin. I was in my local pool room practicing when Franco walked in and started woofing at me. We start to play a set for $50, and for those of you who know Franco, it may as well be $5,000 if he is betting his own money, which I'm sure he was that night, otherwise I think he would've wanted to bet more. Anyways, the first set goes double hill, and I ask him to start the set over and bet $150. He agreed and I beat him pretty easily that set. Not to anyone's surprise, Franco broke down his cue and handed me $100. I asked him what about the other $50, and he said no, the bet was a $100, not $150. Maybe it was a language barrier thing, but it really wasn't any big deal to me, nor a big surprise. The funny part was, my friend who weighs about 100 pounds soaking wet got in Franco's face. Franco put a hand on my friend, and my friend reared back like he was about to hit him. I've never seen anyone run so fast in my life. Franco was out the door in his car and out of the parking lot in about 5 seconds flat, the whole time my friend giving chase on foot.

A real weird experience I had one time, I was playing one of my regular customers one night past closing time. We always played $200 9 ball sets or $50/$100 one pocket. This night we were playing 9 ball. The bartender must've been in the restroom or something and had not locked the doors. In walked a couple of the shady looking guys I'd never seen. They walked around the poolroom, which was absolutely empty save for my competition and a couple of sweaters. They then just walked up to the rail and took a seat, never saying a word. The first thing I thought is that they had heard about us gambling regularly at this time and were planning to rob us. Now at this time, I had my opponent 8-1 in a race to 9. I walked up to him and told him I didn't feel right about those guys and he said he felt the same way and that we would continue the set later. Me, my opponent and the sweaters all walked out the door together. The next time I saw my customer, we flipped a coin and started the set over. Neither one of us said anything about the score of the set we didn't finish. All I can say is I'm glad I won the set.

The last story is another funny story where my opponent just got real mad. He's a world class player and I was on the receiving end of the handicap playing some one pocket. I was already beating on him pretty good when he sold out the game. He waited until I won the game, but when I did, he calmly busted the shaft over his knee. At this point, his girlfriend, who was sweating the match started laughing at him. I don't think this helped things too much because he proceeded to go on supertilt and go Babe Ruth on me with the one pocket break. He called his pocket and broke'em wide open like eight ball. This made his girlfriend laugh even harder. I took a few seconds to gather myself, because it was all kind of surreal, and ran my seven to win the game and end the session.
 
a not even close to a fight night....

We were all at Toms bar one weekday nite after pool league. Tom's is a great neighborhood hometown bar. You know the kind....house attatched to the bar, mom n pop owned, good food, cheap beers, clean bathrooms, and 2 nice barboxes. The wife used to waitress there and we know EVERYONE in the place.

I played for the "Italian Club" league team, and we just got done beating the Liberty fire company team so everyone meets up at Toms afterwards. Some of my best friends played for Liberty, and these are guys are nice as could be but tough as nails! In that bar was probably a dozen dead run out players, and we were all trading racks and getting a buzz on....Toms is shaped like a big shoe box with the tables in the middle, so if your not playing your sitting along a row of barstools against the long wall facing the head or foot of the tables.

In walks 3 "frat" looking dudes.....you know with the rugby shirts, sweats, baseball cap, flip flops, and the keys to mommys beemer!:rolleyes: they come right up to the table, and put down a $20. I just won the last game, and I'm in the middle of racking. I told the guys theres a line, we just don't stack quarters to see who's next. They say....no quarters on the rail, were next and we want to play for $20....I say....game on! my friend Greg comes from behind me, slaps down a $20 and laughed at the guys. This threw them off because who puts up the $$ for someone else right?....I laughed and said the to the kids....he's my backer:D

So, I break and run out a relatively simple rack. I hand the cue to Greg cause he's next,, pick up my $20, and start racking when biggie frat guy starts a fast walk towards me...I have my eye on him from about 20 feet away when he stops dead in his tracks!....I know about 15 of my best friends just stood up at once and took a step off the long wall behind me. Mark, Gregs brother who looks just like the oldest Malachi brother from happy days said....is there a problem? The poor kid stood motionless not knowing what to do....then Mark sais..."I don't know why we got Gerry's back, he's the one with 3 black belts!!" and the whole place just started busting up laughing. At that time I was still teaching at the TKA Dragon Gym....our local Karate school.

After a minute I finished racking, walked over to the biggie frat guy, who was still standing in the same spot....and handed him his $20....I told him he never had a chance, and to go have a few beers on us.....which they did quietly, then slipped out.

good times...
 
Okay, I know this one falls into "gone awry."

I am with a friend of mine, "MIKE", in Johnson City, TN. We are at a club and it has bartables. I make it known we are in search of a little action. Shortly, in walks this VERY big guy in overalls. He encouraged me to follow him over to O'Kelly's? tavern where they always play a $5/5 ring game on the barbox from 7:00 til whenever. We go for it, and get a little excited, because this guy had a mule wad of cashola.

Talk about a shithole. Wow, unreal. Well, after about two hours, I was just milking it out, up about $2 bills. There were five players. We were playing with the big ball. There might have been only fifteen people in the whole place. Someone offered to bet $10/10. Here we go. Open up time. Within the next hour, I am up over $400 and rolling. I finally had a game without a money ball. I reach in and throw down a $100 bill. "Big Boy" picks it up and puts it into his top right pocket of his overalls. Now, this was funny to me, because he had been keeping his cash in his lower pocket.

Well, you know what happened next. "Hey, you still owe $20."
"Bullsh$%, I just gave the $100 that's in your top pocket to you."
From across the bar, this woman that I thought was passed out, screams out, "You didn't pay sh$%." Everyone got involved with the "hey, he didn't pay" situation. Agitation, comotion, pushing.

The owner finally asks us to leave. Hey, he wouldn't empty that pocket and show the truth, so I was pissed. We backed out of there, and stood outside. They ALL were laughing. Man, on the way back to the car, the madder I got.

"Hello. O'Kelly's"
"Yeah, I was just in there and got screwed. I heard every one of you laughing about it. I am on my way back up there with a shotgun, and everyone in there involved better be gone. Don't bother calling the cops, I am only about a minute and a half away." Click.

We were actually across the street at the payphone. About ten people walked out of the bar and left. Funny as hell.

Oh, to be young and stupid.
 
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CamposCues said:
This wasn't even over any money. After league one night we were playing at our home bar. Some younger guys came in drunk and acting stupid. It was me, my buddy, and his dad. Well one of the younger guys was a pretty good sized kid and he put up some quarters. My buddies dad plays and beats him, for free mind you. This kid (poor sport) starts bumping chests all in the face of my buddies dad, who is too old for that crap. Me and my buddy hop up ready to rock and his dad says let's just get out of here. Okay, we all rode together. We pull up to my buddies dad's house and let him out. I thought my buddy was going to drop me off. Nope, right back up to the pub. That big mouthy guy and one of his buddies is out in the parking lot talking on the phone. My buddy hops out of the truck and the guy starts running his mouth again. My buddy hit him so hard he actually skidded across the concrete. The guys buddy started yelling...too late my buddy parked him too. He went flying. They were both flopping around on the ground like fish, but something was wierd. I looked to where the 2nd guy was standing and his leg was still there, sneeker and all. I was like, what the hell. Turns out the 2nd guy had a prosthetic leg. My buddy felt kind of bad after that but oh well, it was a done deal.


Damn!:D LMAO!:D
 
I once had a guy accuse me of hustling him and he wanted to fight, and all we were playing for was the freaking 75 cents or $1 that it cost to get the balls out:confused:
 
OK BigVic,
this one is for you.

It's not about me but the story was told to me by the guy who it happened to. The logistics could be off here and there but the gist of the story is still intact although it happened over twenty years ago.

The player's name was Lance. Don't know his last name. He just went by Lance. He was kind of thin but more sinewy and lean than anything else. He stood about 6 foot tall maybe 6'1".
Lance was a small-time hustler/road player who traveled the roads back in the early 80's. He visited New Orleans frequently and always had a gift of gab as most hustlers did. Lance was likeable and friendly although deadly at matching up and always seemed to get the cash.

Lance had visited the famous Sports Palace many times always picking up a little road money but his specialty lay in the many bars that make up the seedy complexion of New Orleans. Lance had a way of going into the bars and always found a way to open up somebody's nose. He loved to target the drinker's with big ego and always seemed to come out on top. Lance had plenty of war stories and he shared them with those he let get close enough to hear them. I wasn't a close friend of Lance's but he liked me well enough although he never liked me well enough to teach me anything about pool.

After knowing Lance for a few years (he would pass through New Orleans every few months or so) and visit. One day Lance shows up with two of the largest purple eyes I have ever seen. His collar bone was broke. His arm was in a cast. At first I thought it was some kind of ruse and as I stared at his bruised face and broke nose, I realized I was looking at the real thing. I was always skeptical of anything Lance had to say because he was a con man of extraordinary proportions.

All I could do was ask, "Lance, what the hell happened to you man?" Lance still had his almost staccato way of talking and he told me his story. "Man, I was in McComb, Mississippi in a bar playing 8 ball for $2 a game. I was on the stall for more than two hours. I was drinking and getting along with everybody and I wasn't showing any speed. I hadn't won $4 net money the whole two hours as I was waiting for the big money to show. Well, it didn't show and after two hours I got kind of tired of drinking beer and winning peanuts so I decided that there was no action there and I would just be on my way. They had quarters lined up on the table for others to play and I just didn't want to hang out there any longer. I had played this guy earlier in the night and 'barely beat him' and he was back up on the table and wanted to play for $2, the same bet I had won earlier. I tried to get him to raise it to ten, then five but he wouldn't have any part of that so we played for $2. I was so pissed that there wasn't any money in the bar for me to take off, I just broke and ran the rack so I could get out of there. The guy I was playing was a pulp wood hauler about 6'4" and about 275 lbs. He walks over to hand me the $2 and drops it from his hand onto the floor. The next thing I knew, I woke up in the hospital all broken up looking like this. I couldn't believe the mfers would do that to me for $2."

Lance went on to say that you just have to be real careful out there when you travel the roads by yourself. It was early in my pool career and I took Lance's lesson to heart and gambled mostly in the pool halls with other gamblers. At least I wouldn't have to face a pulp wood hauler bent on sending me to the hospital or worse. :D Lance healed up and I saw him once more several months later but he kind of disappeared after that and I never saw him again.

JoeyA

I have one story about Al Werlein of New Orleans about gambling between he and I that went awry if anyone wants to hear it but I really like hearing other people's stories and I KNOW THERE ARE PLENTY OUT THERE.
 
hang-the-9 said:
Although he was saying how the 100 meant nothing to him, he got a bit upset when it fell of the rail and he could not find it for a second.

Most of the time when someone says this, it is the farthest thing from the truth. Not a fight story(sorry) but I remember getting called by a freind of mine who was bartending. Me and a few friends were in the area, so we headed down. My friend wanted us to play this guy who was talking about how great he was. Of course, we had the worst player out of the three of us play him. He kept on going on about how money doesn't mean nothing to him and he could lose $500 and it wouldn't matter. Well, after my friend won $50 from him, he tried to get $10 back so he could go home. $500 might not have meant nothing, but $50 sure did!:)
 
' . . . for two dollars"

OK, I'm trying to not get carried away posting in this thread but Joey's thread about a two dollar bet reminded me of a story about . . . yes a two dollar bet.

I owned an auto-salvage years ago up in the middle of the state. The folks were good folks but a lot of them weren't wrapped real tight. I used to love to come to work on a Monday just to hear what folks had gotten into over the weekend. These folks could get into more trouble just trying to make it through a day than most people could hunt up in a month of Sundays.

On this particular Monday one of my hands working for me needed a ride home. He asked me to drop by a former employee of mine's place, DD. Wally needed to check on DD to see if he was still breathing and if he was to give him back some money he was holding for him, about a hundred and sixty dollars.

Being the curious sort I inquired what had happened to DD. Seems he was drinking and playing pool for a two dollar bet. He lost. Although fairly stocky DD wasn't much if any over 5'2". According to Wally this other guy was a monster, 6'6" or more and pulpwooding was a major industry up there too. There were some big ol' boys that did more work in a day than the average farm mule. Anyway, DD swung his house cue at the guy out of the blue and missed! This irked the fellow a bit and from the looks of DD when I saw him the big boy hadn't missed with much. Broken nose, black eyes, and scraped, scratched, and bruised all over. He looked like he had been ran through a sausage grinder, twicet! I looked at him, "Damn DD, all this over two dollars? I think the dude owes you some change back. That looks like a hundred dollar azzwhup'n."

Hu
 
I was only 16 and was a very good foosball player, had won several state and one national title's already and loved to play check and double check a pill pool game in my home poolroom. Me and four other guys that were 5 or 6 years older than I was who were all friends of my older sister were having a good pool contest in the back room and I was up about 25 bucks or more. One of the guys playing was a real badass who would stand up and fight any human that walked the earth who we called Boogaloo , he was very calm and seemed to be ok loosing to me. His 1 year younger brother who was a chicken shit walked in with his very pretty girl friend and sat down along the wall, in about five or ten minutes I'm down shooting my double check ball and the brother sneaks up from behind me and uppercuts me right on the jaw between the cue and my back grip hand. Well it almost knocks me out and I'm over the table and hetries to break a house cue over my head but broke it on my shoulder and is hollering I saw you looking at my girl. Then out of nowhere JC the owner and my foosball sponsor sticks a cocked and loaded 38 to his head and says get the hell out of here and don't ever come back this kids my friend. He might have saved both of our lives because a year or two later when he was only 22 he went in a house and gunned down a couple that were asleep over some dope and went to prison. Boog asked if i was ok and everyone payed me for that game and went on playing, might have been real bad if JC hadn't heard the commotion and come to check it out.
 
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senor said:
I have a few funny gambling stories, there were never any fists thrown, but they were all pretty wierd. All names of my victims will be protected, except for Franco, cause I never really liked the guy.

And that's where I'll begin. I was in my local pool room practicing when Franco walked in and started woofing at me. We start to play a set for $50, and for those of you who know Franco, it may as well be $5,000 if he is betting his own money, which I'm sure he was that night, otherwise I think he would've wanted to bet more. Anyways, the first set goes double hill, and I ask him to start the set over and bet $150. He agreed and I beat him pretty easily that set. Not to anyone's surprise, Franco broke down his cue and handed me $100. I asked him what about the other $50, and he said no, the bet was a $100, not $150. Maybe it was a language barrier thing, but it really wasn't any big deal to me, nor a big surprise. The funny part was, my friend who weighs about 100 pounds soaking wet got in Franco's face. Franco put a hand on my friend, and my friend reared back like he was about to hit him. I've never seen anyone run so fast in my life. Franco was out the door in his car and out of the parking lot in about 5 seconds flat, the whole time my friend giving chase on foot.

A real weird experience I had one time, I was playing one of my regular customers one night past closing time. We always played $200 9 ball sets or $50/$100 one pocket. This night we were playing 9 ball. The bartender must've been in the restroom or something and had not locked the doors. In walked a couple of the shady looking guys I'd never seen. They walked around the poolroom, which was absolutely empty save for my competition and a couple of sweaters. They then just walked up to the rail and took a seat, never saying a word. The first thing I thought is that they had heard about us gambling regularly at this time and were planning to rob us. Now at this time, I had my opponent 8-1 in a race to 9. I walked up to him and told him I didn't feel right about those guys and he said he felt the same way and that we would continue the set later. Me, my opponent and the sweaters all walked out the door together. The next time I saw my customer, we flipped a coin and started the set over. Neither one of us said anything about the score of the set we didn't finish. All I can say is I'm glad I won the set.

The last story is another funny story where my opponent just got real mad. He's a world class player and I was on the receiving end of the handicap playing some one pocket. I was already beating on him pretty good when he sold out the game. He waited until I won the game, but when I did, he calmly busted the shaft over his knee. At this point, his girlfriend, who was sweating the match started laughing at him. I don't think this helped things too much because he proceeded to go on supertilt and go Babe Ruth on me with the one pocket break. He called his pocket and broke'em wide open like eight ball. This made his girlfriend laugh even harder. I took a few seconds to gather myself, because it was all kind of surreal, and ran my seven to win the game and end the session.
Is this the Franco that plays out of Houston?
 
I love these stories. I really haven't found my way into too much trouble to tell any great ones, but I do have one that almost ended ugly.

So I am just passing through a poolhall on a Friday night and meet up with a friend of mine shortly after. I am looking for singles action for awhile but end up only finding a doubles game, which I don't really like but it's better than nothing. Me and my friend are spotting these guys 2 games on the wire in a race to 7 for $50 a man. We had all been drinking but one of the other guys seemed to have been at the bar for a little while longer than the rest of us, if you know what I mean. So we proceed and win the first set 7-5 and after that, one of the guys flips for a second set right away and we begin. We soon find that these guys had stepped it up a bit (or we were more drunk than before) and out of nowhere we had not won one game and they were on the hill! So we step it up and win the next 7 games in a row which seemed to have made these guys pretty angry. One of the guys pays up and the other returns from the ATM with half of the money. He says that he didn't want to play a second set; that his friend flipped for it without asking him and that if we wanted the other half we would have to take it from him. This guy was feeling great when they were 6-0 but now he wants to act like this? Uh uh. We go back and forth with the arguement, he is now in my face and all of a sudden his partner slams him to the ground and apologizes for his drunk friend. I finally get the money out of his pocket, but it took some help from his partner,lol.
 
BigVic said:
Does anyone have any stories about gambling matches turning into a fight due to a drunk, sore loser, etc.?


Once I was playing this huge muscle-bound black guy who
was nicknamed" Mandinka."
We were playing for $5.
I got down to the 8 ball and he kept yelling, " Now don't choke."

I was pretty drunk so I turned my head away from the table and
shot the ball in without looking. Then I said, " I believe you owe me $5.
He sid, " I owe you this," and slugged me.
I just looked at him(good chin) and he grabbed a cue stick.
Despite that the fight was pretty even til he started all these karate kicks to my legs.

Fortunately, I got out of that bar with just some nasty bruises on my legs.

What was I thinking?:o
 
No fight involved here but.... It was 1972 and I had just escaped Los Angeles. I was driving north not know where I was going. The little VW bug I was driving was packed full with just room for me to sit and drive; it was a piece of shit car. A day later I find myself in a little coastal town on the coast of Oregon called Lincoln City. I drive by this old hotel called the Pines and I see this big old Plymoth station wagon with a for sale sign. The sign says "see bartender"...the bartender is the only person in the place. He tells me he owns the car and will sell it for $200. I take the keys and it runs so I go back in and tell him 'it's a deal'. He says he'll call his wife and she'll bring in the title...We start bullshitting and I ask him about the barbox that has a prominate place in the bar. He says he plays his customers double or nothing for their drinks and sometimes for a few bucks. He says he is pretty much the best player in town so he makes some extra change on the table. I tell him I love to play pool and I will play him some against the price of the car. He thinks about it and says "what the hell, let's play 20 dollar 8ball"...OK, fine. I had been play in LA but only 9ball so I had to ask him the local rules for 8ball, they were reasonable so off we go...I got him stuck 60 bucks real fast and he goes off jacking the bet. He never won a game and by the time his wife pulls in with the car title he had to borrow 40 bucks from her because I won the car plus the 40 dollars. She could not figure out why he was giving me the title plus money if I was the one buying their car....he just said "don't ask".
I ended up staying in Lincoln City for some time and became friends with the guy. We always had a good laugh over the car deal...
 
I just got out of the active duty Navy the same day and a buddy of mine took me out bar hopping. The last bar was a dive I never had frequented before but it had pool tables which was fine by me.

Now at that time I wasn't that good of a player and I was buzzed to boot. Me and my buddy are the only ones playing on the back table when a drunk enters the room talking about gambling. My buddy plays him for $2 and losses. I play for the same amount and I get beat. Then my buddy again.

This guys mouth is shooting off and he's really talking down to us. My buddies flat broke now and the drunk says, "You want your money back? I'll play you the $2 against your flip flops your wearing!"

My buddy agrees then losses. He turns to me and says, "You want to get your buddies flip flops back for a $2 bet?" I agree to the bet and I win. We play again...I win. Again...I win. Again...I win.

Now this drunks speech was slurred and he says something about breaking and flipping for it. I tell him that, "I won it's my break." He starts to walk away then turns around with a quarter and says, "Call it." Like an involuntary reaction I say, "Heads." It comes up tails. He says, "You lose give me my $2."

I studder and stammer and say, "I thought we were flipping for the break."
He's pissed but laughs and walks off towards the bar.

I sit down as another player wants to play me for $2. Now as he's racking my vision of the table becomes obscured by the drunk. He squares off in front of me and swings just grazing my head. I'm helpless in a sitting position sort of against the wall. So I do the only thing I can do and thats grab him and pull him close. Now hes trying to beat my ribs but hits the chair repeatedly because I have him bent over at the waist. Again I saw only one choice, I reach around with my right hand gouging his left eye and yanking his head back with all I could muster. My left arm will not let him go.

It the words of my buddy he said, "I never thought a big guy like that could scream like a little girl!"

He tried gouging back but his position wouldn't allow it.

Now I was scarred to death. He out weighted me by close to 75-100 lbs! An eternity passes and finally 5-6 guys separate us. They pull him to the other side of the room and he goes out the back door. Then once the ruse is set he comes back in and grabs a pool cue and starts across the room at me.

I'm standing at the rack with 15 balls in it. I start fast balling and he starts dodging ineffectively. Out of about 8-9 balls half of them hit and my buddies yelling, "Go to the car!"

He finally gets too close and chases me from behind the table. He falls to the floor trying to negotiate the turn as I make it to the door. I run and jump in the backseat of my buddies GTO convertible for a clean getaway.

That was my one and only pool playing close call...
 
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hondo said:
Once I was playing this huge muscle-bound black guy who
was nicknamed" Mandinka."
We were playing for $5.
I got down to the 8 ball and he kept yelling, " Now don't choke."

I was pretty drunk so I turned my head away from the table and
shot the ball in without looking. Then I said, " I believe you owe me $5.
He sid, " I owe you this," and slugged me.
I just looked at him(good chin) and he grabbed a cue stick.
Despite that the fight was pretty even til he started all these karate kicks to my legs.

Fortunately, I got out of that bar with just some nasty bruises on my legs.

What was I thinking?:o

FUNNY STUFF! REP to you.
JoeyA
 
renard said:
I just got out of the active duty Navy the same day and a buddy of mine took me out bar hopping. The last bar was a dive I never had frequented before but it had pool tables which was fine by me.

Now at that time I wasn't that good of a player and I was buzzed to boot. Me and my buddy are the only ones playing on the back table when a drunk enters the room talking about gambling. My buddy plays him for $2 and losses. I play for the same amount and I get beat. Then my buddy again.

This guys mouth is shooting off and he's really talking down to us. My buddies flat broke now and the drunk says, "You want your money back? I'll play you the $2 against your flip flops your wearing!"

My buddy agrees then losses. He turns to me and says, "You want to get your buddies flip flops back for a $2 bet?" I agree to the bet and I win. We play again...I win. Again...I win. Again...I win.

Now this drunks speech was slurred and he says something about breaking and flipping for it. I tell him that, "I won it's my break." He starts to walk away then turns around with a quarter and says, "Call it." Like an involuntary reaction I say, "Heads." It comes up tails. He says, "You lose give me my $2."

I studder and stammer and say, "I thought we were flipping for the break."
He's pissed but laughs and walks off towards the bar.

I sit down as another player wants to play me for $2. Now as he's racking my vision of the table becomes obscured by the drunk. He squares off in front of me and swings just grazing my head. I'm helpless in a sitting position sort of against the wall. So I do the only thing I can do and thats grab him and pull him close. Now hes trying to beat my ribs but hits the chair repeatedly because I have him bent over at the waist. Again I saw only one choice, I reach around with my right hand gouging his left eye and yanking his head back with all I could muster. My left arm will not let him go.

It the words of my buddy he said, "I never thought a big guy like that could scream like a little girl!"

He tried gouging back but his position wouldn't allow it.

Now I was scarred to death. He out weighted me by close to 75-100 lbs! An eternity passes and finally 5-6 guys separate us. They pull him to the other side of the room and he goes out the back door. Then once the ruse is set he comes back in and grabs a pool cue and starts across the room at me.

I'm standing at the rack with 15 balls in it. I start fast balling and he starts dodging ineffectively. Out of about 8-9 balls half of them hit and my buddies yelling, "Go to the car!"

He finally gets too close and chases me from behind the table. He falls to the floor trying to negotiate the turn as I make it to the door. I run and jump in the backseat of my buddies GTO convertible for a clean getaway.

That was my one and only pool playing close call...

I REALLY LIKE THAT ONE. :D
JoeyA
 
I have one more about a good playing friend of mine, we are out hustlin a few brews in a place called Smokey joes in Charlotte NC and my friend Lonnie runs into an old school friend Joey. Joey is a big mutha and offers to play Lonnie some twenty a game eightball so we split the first twenty and put it in a corner pocket, Lonnie beats him barely showing any speed out of eighty bucks real quick. lonnie says hey Leonard how bout grabbing all three of us a drink while he's racking, well when I return I here Lonnie hollar for help from inside the bathroom. I set the drinks down and grab a house cue and start in the bathroom door and I am met by to big ugly bikers and one says you can't go in there everythings ok. I turn and go outside to a pay phone and call the police, by the time they get there the three of them had left and Lonnie was drinking the three drinks I had got and bleeding pretty good from the side of his belly. He was holding his hand over the cut in his gut and I said what happened, he said Joey sat down beside him to wait for the drink and took a box cutter and sliced through his shirt. He didn't feel it till it felt wet and went into the bathroom followed by big Joey who got scared and gave lonnie three hundred bucks to let him get out of the bar without going to jail. We had the paramedics bandage it up after super gluing the cut and went drinking somewhere closer to home with the $380, and the last time I talked to Lonnie he hadn't seen Joey or heard if the police caught him even though he told the officer where Joey's mom lived and his full name. Darn good thing he wasen't carrying a big bladed knife instead of a 1/2 inch box cutter.

Leonard
 
that's funny!

Can't give you any rep right now but that story, Stone's, and Renards amongst others had me laughing out loud!

Hu

Neil said:
This happened back in the early 80's. I was still in the Navy, and i had a group of guys that I regularly won at least half their paycheck from.

After beating up on one of the guys, he tells me about a little bar across town. Really, just a cinder block shack. He tells me noon is the best time to go there, just walk in like I own the place and there will be several guys wanting to play that can't play a lick.

So, the next day I go down there. There is only one car in front of the building, but I decide to go in anyway and maybe get lucky. I stroll right in the front door, and I'm halfway across the building before my eyes adjust from the bright sun outside.

At that point, I stopped dead in my tracks, because I now realize that I have been set up. I just strolled into the Hell's Angeles club house like I owned the place! And the place is full! Apparently, all their bikes were out back.

One guy starts to get up, and the guy next to him stops him. I immediately felt a short, a very short spite of relief. Very short, because he nods to someone on down the bar. And this amazon looking biker chick gets up and says "he's mine".

Now, I know I'm screwed. Even if I take her out, there's no way I'm getting out of that bar alive. So I did something I had never done before, or since, and it worked. I spun around, and hauled ass as fast as I could for the door, dove into my car, and spun on out of there.

I later approached the guy that told me about the place, and all he did was act all innocent. Like he had no idea what I was talking about. I must have followed his explicit directions wrong! I was just glad to get out of there in one piece.
 
Three times I've been in or close to fights at the bar.

First one, local $hit tournament, six ball. I get in the finals with this local guy who is stinking drunk. He keeps putting the six on the outside of the rack and I start giving him $hit, telling him to put the six in the back of the rack. Well, he gets pissed and takes a swing at me. I leaned back on the table and he missed. I push him and he hits the floor. He gets kicked out of the bar and I win the tournament. Being an overall good guy, the very next time he sees me he comes up to me, opologizes profusely. I accept and we've never been anything but cordial since.

Second time, just playing in the local bar on a Friday night, guy picks up my cue and starts playing with it. I go and ask him to give it back to me. His beer muslces get the best of him and he comes around the table looking to hit me. I'm a skinny guy, like $1.05. Before the guy even gets to me, a good friend who is also the bouncer that night grabs him and escorts him outside. It's good to have such friends.

Third time, I'm out playing and getting quite sauced, which I've been known to do in the past. A guy sitting at the bar, someone very familiar to me comes up and starts getting in my face, telling me that I suck, etc. Well, I'm gone at this point. He takes the first swing and I finish it with my $1800 schon. I gave him a nice little wack on the forehead. We both realized our wrongdoing, apologized and squashed it. The splintered schon sits in my poolroom at home, a reminder not to get out of control. A very good learning experience for me actually. I've been so much mellower since.

-Shiner
 
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