I'll tell you a story that desribes very well how crazy we pool players are


So,It was about 10 years ago,and we were driving on a pool tournament at the city at the our seaside.It is 5 hours of driving and as usual we went a day earlier than the tournament was actually starting.
On the way to the final destination we decided to stop by and to visit a friend of ours who actually lives in the same city we all do but at that time he was at his parents house near the seaside since he took the trip a day earlier.
Actually,he and his parents invited all us on lunch.

That guy,his name is Jozo or as you Americans would say Joseph is well known for his strong addiction to describing pool schemes,diagrams,combinations,positions at the table,especially after his matches.
It is not his only pool addiction in the matter of the fact.He uses to talk pool no matter what time of day or night it is and no matter where we are at that specific moment.
He is capable of talking about balls positions at the table during all kind of important ceremonies as weddings,funerals.He really doesn't care for the moment.
Beside that he can remember all ball positions during all his matches from 1989
So,we use to joke him about all that all the time.
Let's get back to the story.So,we were in a car and I got an idea about cutting a papers into a pool table shape,drawing the pockets as on a real pool table and drawing pool schemes with balls positions.
I cutted about 100 papers and was drawing schemes for at least hour and half or maybe tw
n each paper at the background I wrote a year of match played,an opponent who he/Jozo played against and made a note on a shot played.
At that time he was around 30years old and his parents who were amazingly nice,kind,friendly,warm and honest people was kind of worried about him because all what he was doing was playing pool and he didn't care for anything else.
They were worried and was always asking us,Jozo's friends questions like:
How come all of you have girlfriends or wifes and our Jozo(Joseph) doesn't have any???
How come all of you or at least most of you have jobs and he doesn't have ???
How come all of you can speak common sense and all our Jozo talks is pool related???
So,we finally arrived to his house and were starting chatting with his parents.
After awhile we started eating a great lunch his mother prepared for us.
During the lunch I get up from the table and went on the toilet.When I get out of the kitchen where we were eating,I didn't go in the toilet but went to the dinning room first and then in all other rooms in the house.I had those papers with those drawings in my pocket and started leaving those papers all around the place.I was putting them eveywhere,really everywhere,under the pillows,under the wardrobe,under the carpets.above things and below.
There was a hallway with jackets and I put them in all pockets of those jackets that were hanging there.When I finally came in the toilet I left them too. I was starting filling all the bathroom with remaining papers.I was leaving them under the wash machine,put them in the pockets of his parents mantles and wherever I can and wherever was a place to put something in,on,above,below.
Finally I get back to the kitchen and continue talking with his parents and all others who were there.
After the launch was finished we drunk a coffee and then get back on the road on the way to pool hall where the tournament was playing.
Jozo stayed at his parents house and we will be seing him next day at the tournament.
Saturday morning just before the tournament started Jozo showed up and was pretty angry although he actually doesn't know how to be angry
He started yelling about how crazy we all are and especially me, how mad I am,since he knew I was the one who did that paper stuff.He was worried that his parents now think he is a lunatic and they think he did all that and not me.
He told us that he tried to explain them he didn't do that and it must be one of my jokes.
It is needless to say they didn't believe him a word.They were convinced he did that for sure.Well,they knew him,he is their son and they knew the way he was thinking and acting
Since he talks pool all the time they was pretty sure he was drawing those positions and that he get possessed and obsessed as well.
At the end I needed to call his mum on the phone and tell her it was my/our joke and convinced her I was guilty of the crime and not Jozo.
Well,do you know what she told me???
She said,aha-aha,aha-aha,it was a good joke but if Jozo wasn't so addicted you wouldn't do it at the first place.
Sum: Jozo was gulity at the crime anyway




So,It was about 10 years ago,and we were driving on a pool tournament at the city at the our seaside.It is 5 hours of driving and as usual we went a day earlier than the tournament was actually starting.
On the way to the final destination we decided to stop by and to visit a friend of ours who actually lives in the same city we all do but at that time he was at his parents house near the seaside since he took the trip a day earlier.
Actually,he and his parents invited all us on lunch.

That guy,his name is Jozo or as you Americans would say Joseph is well known for his strong addiction to describing pool schemes,diagrams,combinations,positions at the table,especially after his matches.
It is not his only pool addiction in the matter of the fact.He uses to talk pool no matter what time of day or night it is and no matter where we are at that specific moment.
He is capable of talking about balls positions at the table during all kind of important ceremonies as weddings,funerals.He really doesn't care for the moment.
Beside that he can remember all ball positions during all his matches from 1989

So,we use to joke him about all that all the time.
Let's get back to the story.So,we were in a car and I got an idea about cutting a papers into a pool table shape,drawing the pockets as on a real pool table and drawing pool schemes with balls positions.
I cutted about 100 papers and was drawing schemes for at least hour and half or maybe tw

At that time he was around 30years old and his parents who were amazingly nice,kind,friendly,warm and honest people was kind of worried about him because all what he was doing was playing pool and he didn't care for anything else.
They were worried and was always asking us,Jozo's friends questions like:
How come all of you have girlfriends or wifes and our Jozo(Joseph) doesn't have any???
How come all of you or at least most of you have jobs and he doesn't have ???
How come all of you can speak common sense and all our Jozo talks is pool related???
So,we finally arrived to his house and were starting chatting with his parents.
After awhile we started eating a great lunch his mother prepared for us.
During the lunch I get up from the table and went on the toilet.When I get out of the kitchen where we were eating,I didn't go in the toilet but went to the dinning room first and then in all other rooms in the house.I had those papers with those drawings in my pocket and started leaving those papers all around the place.I was putting them eveywhere,really everywhere,under the pillows,under the wardrobe,under the carpets.above things and below.
There was a hallway with jackets and I put them in all pockets of those jackets that were hanging there.When I finally came in the toilet I left them too. I was starting filling all the bathroom with remaining papers.I was leaving them under the wash machine,put them in the pockets of his parents mantles and wherever I can and wherever was a place to put something in,on,above,below.
Finally I get back to the kitchen and continue talking with his parents and all others who were there.
After the launch was finished we drunk a coffee and then get back on the road on the way to pool hall where the tournament was playing.
Jozo stayed at his parents house and we will be seing him next day at the tournament.
Saturday morning just before the tournament started Jozo showed up and was pretty angry although he actually doesn't know how to be angry

He started yelling about how crazy we all are and especially me, how mad I am,since he knew I was the one who did that paper stuff.He was worried that his parents now think he is a lunatic and they think he did all that and not me.
He told us that he tried to explain them he didn't do that and it must be one of my jokes.
It is needless to say they didn't believe him a word.They were convinced he did that for sure.Well,they knew him,he is their son and they knew the way he was thinking and acting

Since he talks pool all the time they was pretty sure he was drawing those positions and that he get possessed and obsessed as well.
At the end I needed to call his mum on the phone and tell her it was my/our joke and convinced her I was guilty of the crime and not Jozo.
Well,do you know what she told me???
She said,aha-aha,aha-aha,it was a good joke but if Jozo wasn't so addicted you wouldn't do it at the first place.
Sum: Jozo was gulity at the crime anyway


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