Now everyone can say they learned something on AZ today. I learned more by studying this. And Dan, I don't mind spirited discussion. Please continue.
I found this website which shows MSDS's for the aerosol and the pump spray, which are different:
https://www.ttiblakemore.com/product-category/real-magic/
The first link shows an MSDS for the two ingredients listed, though it contains toxicological information only on the naphtha component. See section 11 for the LD50 info. The MSDS in the second link to the right is for the chemicals you mentioned, though this is just a one page scan from the MSDS.
I didn't spend a lot of time scanning the details of these sheets. If I think back on it, my main gut reaction came when the OP said to spray it on the inside of your glove (I think the only place he left out was the underarms). Pardon my saying so, but the OP has a history of hypocrisy and telling tall tales, so that definitely factored into my response. I mean, to me it was a given that this is a dumb thing to do simply from a play-ability stand point, much less a health hazard. If anybody else posted this I wouldn't use words like "dumb" but after awhile you lose patience with some people.
I guess I don't appreciate when an unqualified person goes around telling everybody how harmless a particular chemical is when he in fact has no idea what he is talking about. Of course if this stuff were made of pure benzene it wouldn't be on the market. But that's my point... pure benzene USED TO BE on the market! "Hey good gentlemen, hear ye, hear ye. Container right here in this little bottle is magic... REAL MAGIC! Put a little dab on your boots and it will take the day's grime right out. Good for the suspenders, and don't forget to wipe down the outhouse monthly. This lil' bottle raght here is non other than 100% American made benzene - our newest miracle product! Only 10c for a gallon jug!"
So now fast forward 100 years and we think we are so smart that we couldn't possibly let hazardous chemicals out to the public. Not so. Look at all the lawsuits on TV for pharma products that you saw ads for 6 months prior. One that comes to mind was a birth control pill. I can remember the commercials (buncha women diving into a pool ala Busby Berkeley) but the product name escapes me at the moment. They had to pull the product. Lab testing isn't as good as releasing the product to a million people. If 10 people out of a million are harmed the product is doomed, but you won't necessarily see that in a lab. Yes, we're much better at it now than in the past, but that doesn't mean everything on the market is safe.
So my point isn't that the MSDS shows how bad it is. My point is that the MSDS isn't always right. In this particular case the different ingredients are nothing new. However, "light alkylates" is a cat and dog brew of similar fractions and I bet there are small amounts of compounds that are not listed and may or may not be bad for you. Finally, I just have to say as a matter of principle it just isn't a good idea to spray petroleum distillates all over the room in a way it wasn't intended. And, yes, I was a bit curt toward the OP, but that's another story!
Oh, and I agree... chemistry is pretty cool. :thumbup: