Anyone have any wardrobe malfunctions while shooting pool?

I Got Lucky

AzB Silver Member
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I was out tonight shooting at a local bar and a guy I was playing was wearing shorts and no underwear. Need I say more!!!!



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thought that was the whole point......

I was out tonight shooting at a local bar and a guy I was playing was wearing shorts and no underwear. Need I say more!!!!



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What is wrong with that. I thought you were suppose to get your balls out into the open.
 
I lost my shirt once, playing one-pocket.
:embarrassed2:
 
I hate in general when dudes don't have asscrack awareness, and for some reason their underwear
is slung low or nonexistent. With females this is grody only half the time. It depends.

That gif is hilarious, all the different expressions. Notice the guy behind the blond is staring intently
instead of flinching and turning away. Then there's the one dude who had to snap a pic. And
the asian with the cash, is that the hangover guy? What show is this from anyway?
 
I have not had any happen to me, aside from hitting certain sensitive parts on the table corners. The worst part is that to avoid looking like a clumsy idiot you can't make a sound or a face and just focus on shooting LOL

Some years ago, I was a few tables away from a group of people with a girl in a short skirt that was bending over to shoot with her underwear sticking out. There is no way she did not know that was going on.
 
I viewed this post hoping to see a nip slip from from a nice pair of boobies. Boy was I wrong.
 
The video is from the show "Community". I haven't watched it in a while, but it was pretty funny when I did a couple years ago.
 
The video is from the show "Community". I haven't watched it in a while, but it was pretty funny when I did a couple years ago.

Yeah. Good show. I watched that episode when it aired originally. Hilarious.
 
I've been told before that I shoot like I have a hat pulled down over my eyes...does that count?
 
I've almost had my pockets ripped off by the corner castings on a few bar tables... But nothing like the OP!
 
When shooting a break shot I once caught my thumb in my pants pocket and ripped the side of my pants open about a foot between the pocket and knee.

I had done it before, but always with fairly rugged pants that only caused hurt to my thumb. But these were "nice" dress slacks and not built to take that kind of punishment. Worst of all is that the tear was not in the seam (which could be repaired); the tear was in the material. I had to trash the pants.

This happened at our community center. The embarrassing part is that I wasn't there to play pool. I was there to give a talk about financial management, but figured I'd run a few racks before the meeting started. So the guy talking about financial management looks like he can't afford a pair of pants that aren't ripped.
 
Ihave had me foot slip out from under me while stretching for a shot....and I rarely wear skies to the pool room, never one short enough to see my girl parts.
 
Ihave had me foot slip out from under me while stretching for a shot....and I rarely wear skies to the pool room, never one short enough to see my girl parts.

I had that happen to me, the foot thing that is, I dont have girl parts.:grin: I also had the table slide forward when stretching for a shot, which I suppose is not a wardrobe malfunction but actually my shoes working too good by having too much traction, I guess. It seems the females that dont have the crack awareness are mostly the ones you do not want to see it on.
 
Oops!

I was out tonight shooting at a local bar and a guy I was playing was wearing shorts and no underwear. Need I say more!!!!



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May be stretching the definition of "wardrobe malfunction" but at a tournament in the '70s, a guy broke the break with ultimate power and his follow through caused a gram vial of coke to pop out of his shirt pocket onto the table!
 
A while back I lost some weight so everything I owned for the warm weather was too big. No problem, I'll just put on a belt. So wedging myself up against the table for a shot caused my waist to compact a bit and down drop the shorts. It all happened so fast there wasn't time to react, I made the shot, pulled up my shorts and ran out the table. Ever since, those have been my lucky shorts.

Wearing those same shorts, leaving Las Vegas a couple of weeks later I'm in the airport going through security when the TSA guy says please step into the booth, remove your belt and raise you arms above your head, "Really? I don't really think you want me to do that"
sir, please step in the booth...
So I step into the booth... belt off, hands up, pants down.
This is the only time in the last 20 years that I have on tidy whiteys
"Uh, sir, OK, you're good"
I actually got applause and a few laughs. Thank god I've never seen it on You Tube.
 
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