Are aiming systems allowed in the APA?

mosconiac said:
APA wtf
CTE wth
APA + CTE ftmfw!
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F*ck The MotherF*cker Working....I think that's what this stands for if not, it SHOULD!

NewStroke said:
1. The National APA has developed a standard pocket marker made of Chucknorium, the toughest element in the universe.
2. If a person is caught using an aiming system, the player must play with this pocket marker balanced on his head.
3. In the event of any dispute, both Chucknorium Pocket markers are placed on the table to duke it out until one pocket marker dies. The winner wins the dispute.
4. If your pocket marker dies, you must buy a new one for $500 from the LO.

All of this can be overwritten in by-laws, but that just might p1ss Chucknorium off.
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I actually stole a piece of that off of my girlfriends Pandora Bracelet so I could do a "Kaio-Ken times 3" but I ended up having to get my stomach pumped, it's nasty stuff.

If you look in the team manual, if both teams are wrong then nobody wins. In double elimination that would mean what? I think that two teams should agree to share the blame and be allowed to rumble on site. Everyone is probably drunk, dead broke, and kind of gross anyway after all "it's only one more tooth" and who knows the difference between 18 chompers versus the 19 you already have spaced out so beautifully in your mouth. Fighting improves smiles.
 
alstl said:
Sorry, I couldn't help it.
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They are allowed in the APA, however, you don't have to tell your opponent which one your using until the 8 ball, then you have to patch the pocket with something other than money or chalk that identifies which system you're using along with the length of your pivot point.
 
JB Cases said:
My wife was the "right hand man" of the local LO when she was involved. And perhaps there was more going on - I only had one side of the story, his, and my wife's testimony that people get raised if they appear to be better than they are rated.
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People sometimes do get raised after they are observed. Sometimes APA isn't sure whether they should raise someone, so they have them observed and use the observer sort of as a tie breaker. Again though, nobody goes up two levels in one match. Most likely the guy was on a team that got dq'd, he was looking for someone to blame, and he came up with Dr. Cue and the observer.
 
JB Cases said:
Hey! I still have time to laser engrave the entire collected posts about CTE on your case :-)
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Convenient! A tough cut shot comes up and I'll go to my case pretending I need to scuff the tip or something. The case would be like one big crib note.
 
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