I always knew that walking and pool was good for you. Last week I went out to the parking lot and found that someone had stolen my car. I walked home.
Playing pool helps in keeping focused. True. I was focused for over an hour, the other afternoon, on the girl at the table next to me.
Playing pool is anti-aging. Also true. That same girl's boyfriend told me that if I didn't stop focusing I wasn't going to live another five minutes.
Playing pool promotes good bowel movement. Very true. After I wouldn't stop focusing, that same girl's boyfriend kicked the shit out of me.
Playing pool is dangerous to your health. Absolutely true.