# AZ Billiards DEATHPOOL

#### tom haney

##### AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
The worse poster of all time(much worse than FL)
was Sniper on Playpool. Obviously the AZ Sniper is
a different guy. The Playpool Sniper was one sick
puppy.

#### landshark77

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Silver Member
drivermaker said:
I'd prefer to see if I'm ever going to get a rose from LS77. (not the thorny stem with all petals removed)

Figure this out and we'll see.

#### drivermaker

##### Banned
landshark77 said:
Figure this out and we'll see.

I guess it all depends on whether you want to give a rose to a real brainiac or a simpleton. It said the smarter a person is, the longer it takes. Some requiring an entire semester or longer.

I got it in 3 or 4 tries...I'm a simpleton...do I get a rose?

#### Jude Rosenstock

##### AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
landshark77 said:
Figure this out and we'll see.

A "rose" is when a die contains a center dot. "Pedals" are the number of dots that surround each rose. For example, if you have dice 1 3 3 5 6, only the 1, 3 & 5 are "roses". Evenso, only the 3 & 5 have pedals so in this instance, the correct answer would be 8 since both 3's have 2 pedals apiece and the 5 has four pedals.

That's easy. Come up with something that takes more than a minute!

#### drivermaker

##### Banned
Jude Rosenstock said:
A "rose" is when a die contains a center dot. "Pedals" are the number of dots that surround each rose. For example, if you have dice 1 3 3 5 6, only the 1, 3 & 5 are "roses". Evenso, only the 3 & 5 have pedals so in this instance, the correct answer would be 8 since both 3's have 2 pedals apiece and the 5 has four pedals.

That's easy. Come up with something that takes more than a minute!

Another simpleton.....

#### Jude Rosenstock

##### AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
drivermaker said:
Another simpleton.....

Yep, you should see me play pool!

#### landshark77

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Silver Member
Jude Rosenstock said:
A "rose" is when a die contains a center dot. "Pedals" are the number of dots that surround each rose. For example, if you have dice 1 3 3 5 6, only the 1, 3 & 5 are "roses". Evenso, only the 3 & 5 have pedals so in this instance, the correct answer would be 8 since both 3's have 2 pedals apiece and the 5 has four pedals.

That's easy. Come up with something that takes more than a minute!

Thanx Jude!!! I haven't been able to figure it out! I was stressing me. Seriously.

DM...I guess I am too smart for you...eh, I give you that rose any way, just because you were honest.

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#### drivermaker

##### Banned
Jude Rosenstock said:
A "rose" is when a die contains a center dot. "Pedals" are the number of dots that surround each rose. For example, if you have dice 1 3 3 5 6, only the 1, 3 & 5 are "roses". Evenso, only the 3 & 5 have pedals so in this instance, the correct answer would be 8 since both 3's have 2 pedals apiece and the 5 has four pedals.

That's easy. Come up with something that takes more than a minute!

BTW...if YOU are ever to win a Pulitzer (got it right) prize...you should learn how to spell "petals", that is unless you're taking on a full time job to "peddle" Sardo racks as you "pedal" you bike from room to room.

#### drivermaker

##### Banned
landshark77 said:
Thanx Jude!!! I haven't been able to figure it out! I was stressing me. Seriously.

DM...I guess I am too smart for you...eh, I give you that rose any way, just because you were honest.

Uhhhhh....can I have another color?

#### Boro Nut

##### Moderrator
Silver Member
Jude Rosenstock said:
That's easy. Come up with something that takes more than a minute!

What can you eat, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

Mensa members take months to come up with the correct answer. Simpletons like me get it straight away.

Boro Nut

#### Purdman

##### Banned
recoveryjones said:
No need to axe any of the current AZer's.Some of us including myself, DM and the Purdman,Teacherman etc have been involved in a few flame wars, however, we've allways been in the right....LOL. I was wondering, who all has been axed. Maybe I could do a search and revisted some of the Flame wars.

So far here are the only four I know who have been axed.

1. Fast Larry
2.The Silencer
3.Turquiose Crazy
4.Tiffpoolbum

Has there ever been anyone more notorious than Fast Larry and perhaps The Silencer?Who else is a top fiver? RJ

OK recoveryjones, you SOB, ya had to mention my name. That really pissses me off buddy. Now I gotta kill ya when I see ya. You got some balls bringing my name up. I don't flame any of you A-Holes on here. ( Unless I get a chance.) LOL. You want flame, I got flame. I thought we were cool man. Now ya go and do this. Why I outta!!!!!! You know what to your ass. And if Mike don't like it, I will go to the desert and whoop up on him too. So take that. You want some DM, bring it on you lazy fart. Now I am ready.
GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!
LOL Purdman LOL

#### Mr. Wilson

##### El Kabong
Gold Member
Silver Member
Boro Nut said:
What can you eat, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

Dave

#### Jude Rosenstock

##### AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
drivermaker said:
BTW...if YOU are ever to win a Pulitzer (got it right) prize...you should learn how to spell "petals", that is unless you're taking on a full time job to "peddle" Sardo racks as you "pedal" you bike from room to room.

Okay, okay... I'll keep dictionary.com open from now on!

#### landshark77

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Silver Member
drivermaker said:
Uhhhhh....can I have another color?
Sorry..it was all that was available....use this to change it to your liking....don't forget..plenty of water!!!!

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#### TonyMN

##### Registered
Boro Nut said:
What can you eat, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

Food, a bed and a toothbrush.

Tony.

#### sniper

##### AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
hondo said:
The worse poster of all time(much worse than FL)
was Sniper on Playpool. Obviously the AZ Sniper is
a different guy. The Playpool Sniper was one sick
puppy.

I never knew there was another poster out there on the pool forums under the same username as mine, I hope people aren't coming here thinking I'm the same a-hole from playpool.

FL was always the worst poster for me, he needed a wide load sign on his ass to fit that big ego in the door!

#### drivermaker

##### Banned
Donald A. Purdy said:
OK recoveryjones, you SOB, ya had to mention my name. That really pissses me off buddy. Now I gotta kill ya when I see ya. You got some balls bringing my name up. I don't flame any of you A-Holes on here. ( Unless I get a chance.) LOL. You want flame, I got flame. I thought we were cool man. Now ya go and do this. Why I outta!!!!!! You know what to your ass. And if Mike don't like it, I will go to the desert and whoop up on him too. So take that. You want some DM, bring it on you lazy fart. Now I am ready.
GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!
LOL Purdman LOL

How dare you call me lazy..... I might have to come up to Leesburg tomorrow to teach you a lesson, geezer. (wait I can't call you that because I'm one too) Hey...I'll think of something!

#### Purdman

##### Banned
Boro Nut said:
What can you eat, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

Mensa members take months to come up with the correct answer. Simpletons like me get it straight away.

Boro Nut

What can you eat, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

COODER PIE
Purdman

I'm trying guys!!!!!

#### drivermaker

##### Banned
Boro Nut said:
What can you eat, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

Mensa members take months to come up with the correct answer. Simpletons like me get it straight away.

Boro Nut

I've done this....I know. Pussy (unshaved)

#### drivermaker

##### Banned
Donald A. Purdy said:
What can you eat, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

COODER PIE
Purdman

I'm trying guys!!!!!

Shit Don...you posted right when I was writing it out. Two great minds at work!!