Billiard quotes
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A few that I have come up with:
That was a Middle East game - I rack (Iraq) and I ran (Iran).
Guess the banks are closed (My opponent said when failing a bank attempt)
Yeah, but the drive through is open, and you just made a deposit! (when it failed and then scratched!)
Tongue twister: What's better, the sweator or the bettor? The sweator is sweeter and the bettor is better.
My aimer is broken.
My break is broken.
White men can't jump. lol
Somewhere over there (when calling a pocket)
It's in my video (when I make an impossible shot, usually accidental!)
Hey, does your dealer know you are wasting all that stuff? (When players leave white chalk or powder all over the table)
Use stop follow draw on that. (Helpful instructions to opponent)
Other favorites:
You're on two - when they foul by missing the whole ball AND they scratch on the same shot.
Want to split? (When I am playing a pro man player in an early round.)
Truck and trailer shot or the Pete and Re-Pete shot (when you scratch with straight follow)
My husband says:
I overcut the room rent.
It ain't the arrow, it's the Indian (when you try to blame your cue)
You only have to play good for a half hour (in a 9ball tournament match)
Not going anywhere? Have a Snickers. (on slow players)
Old standbyes:
Chalk is cheap. (After a miscue)
You break like a girl (or girly-man).
Stroke don't poke.
There is a pool god.
I'll bet Mike wins (when 2 Mike's are playing each other)
That was a Middle East game - I rack (Iraq) and I ran (Iran).
Guess the banks are closed (My opponent said when failing a bank attempt)
Yeah, but the drive through is open, and you just made a deposit! (when it failed and then scratched!)
Tongue twister: What's better, the sweator or the bettor? The sweator is sweeter and the bettor is better.
My aimer is broken.
My break is broken.
White men can't jump. lol
Somewhere over there (when calling a pocket)
It's in my video (when I make an impossible shot, usually accidental!)
Hey, does your dealer know you are wasting all that stuff? (When players leave white chalk or powder all over the table)
Use stop follow draw on that. (Helpful instructions to opponent)
Other favorites:
You're on two - when they foul by missing the whole ball AND they scratch on the same shot.
Want to split? (When I am playing a pro man player in an early round.)
Truck and trailer shot or the Pete and Re-Pete shot (when you scratch with straight follow)
My husband says:
I overcut the room rent.
It ain't the arrow, it's the Indian (when you try to blame your cue)
You only have to play good for a half hour (in a 9ball tournament match)
Not going anywhere? Have a Snickers. (on slow players)
Old standbyes:
Chalk is cheap. (After a miscue)
You break like a girl (or girly-man).
Stroke don't poke.
There is a pool god.
I'll bet Mike wins (when 2 Mike's are playing each other)
bill190 said:
After I ran 6 consecutive racks of 8 ball and the guy had put in $3.00, he said "I'm really not shooting that bad!"
Louis Ulrich
New member
I heard this statement once as a response to one player was complaining about the pockets being too big. "The pockets are too big? Let's bet a little higher. They'll tighten up!"
Love This!
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Knowing them, I can hear it!
but one of the best moments is from 2013 - DCC
I have the camera on Francisco and Billy I. is standing next to him,
so I ask Busti-
"who is your favourite player?"
he grabs Billy, hugs him and says,
"Billy is my idol! He is always smiling because he always gets the money."
he then grabs Billy, kisses him on the cheek and rubs his belly.
One of the most beautiful moments I've had the pleasure to capture for
"Raising the Hustler"
-A
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Knowing them, I can hear it!
but one of the best moments is from 2013 - DCC
I have the camera on Francisco and Billy I. is standing next to him,
so I ask Busti-
"who is your favourite player?"
he grabs Billy, hugs him and says,
"Billy is my idol! He is always smiling because he always gets the money."
he then grabs Billy, kisses him on the cheek and rubs his belly.
One of the most beautiful moments I've had the pleasure to capture for
"Raising the Hustler"
-A
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In a tourney I went up 3-0 on a cocky guy and he said it was only 2-0. His wife was setting there and set him straight saying I was up 3-0. I looked at him and said "I remember the first time I shot pool". He was so mad he couldn't make a shot after that.
In a tourney I went up 3-0 on a cocky guy and he said it was only 2-0. His wife was setting there and set him straight saying I was up 3-0. I looked at him and said "I remember the first time I shot pool". He was so mad he couldn't make a shot after that.
Just the other day, while playing team One Pocket, someone yelled out, "Lower your butt!" :smile:
Heard that alot...BS.
"All the greats, to a man, were students of human moves." Fast Eddie Felson