Blue Diamond Half Carat

NewStroke

NewStroke

Screamin Monkey
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Hello all,

I am working with the folks that make Blue Diamond chalk to make a similiar yet cheaper version of Blue Diamond. My goal is recycle Blue Diamond and create Blue Diamond Half Carat.

This is where I need your help. Whenever you chalk your cue with Blue Diamond chalk, please do your best to catch the unused portion in a number 11 envenlope. When the envelope is about 75% full send it to me for recycle. I will resift the chalk and place it in a bowl for rebinding. I'll use an all natural binder to get the chalk "reaquainted" with itself. At this point I will put it in my special mold (ice cube trays) and send the chalk back to you after it cures. All you have to do is send me $2.00 per cube when you receive it.

I feel good doing my part to save the Earth.
 
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NewStroke said:
Hello all,

I am working with the folks that make Blue Diamond chalk to make a similiar yet cheaper version of Blue Diamond. My goal is recycle Blue Diamond and create Blue Diamond Half Carat.

This is where I need your help. Whenever you chalk your cue with Blue Diamond chalk, please do your best to catch the unused portion in a number 11 envenlope. When the envelope is about 75% full send it to me for recycle. I will resift the chalk and place it in a bowl for rebinding. I'll use an all natural binder to get the chalk "reaquainted" with itself. At this point I will put it in my special mold (ice cube trays) and send the chalk back to you after it cures. All you have to do is send me $2.00 per cube when you receive it.

I feel good doing my part to save the Earth.
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Ummm, is this serious?
 
9BallMarksman said:
Ummm, is this serious?
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SURE IS! Please start saving your chalk shavings. I have equipped ants with tiny blade to move the chalk for me. It's easy and now you can have tiny bulldozers at your disposal. They will push the dust into an envelope or pile the dust just right on your mirror ;)
 
NewStroke said:
SURE IS! Please start saving your chalk shavings. I have equipped ants with tiny blade to move the chalk for me. It's easy and now you can have tiny bulldozers at your disposal. They will push the dust into an envelope or pile the dust just right on your mirror ;)
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Ummm... I'd like to order about half dozen of the blade-wielding ant crews please. My plan is to set them loose around the table rails when I'm playing against those certain b*stards that can't be bothered with placing the chalk UP on the rails and they get f*n chalk dust all over! It ticks me off so bad to see all that f*n dust all over the tables.

Thanks. Have a nice day!

Speakers
 
Sounds like a great deal.
Of course I will have to charge you 50 cents per envelope, $1.50 for the dust and $1.00 handling fee.
 
I recycle Blue Diamond differently. I take my used cubes to Clark Kent, a mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, and he asks his rather strong friend to squeeze two used cubes in his hand until they become one new cube. He has to modulate the squeeze, however. If he squeezes too hard they become an actual diamond, which doesn't chalk very well.
 
I had a similar idea. I have been saving my chalk dust for years. I intend to glue them onto some sandpaper. This way I can scuff my tip and chalk it at the same time. What do you think?
 
Same here. I was thinking that I would make my own tips and impregnate them with chalk so one would never have to chalk again.
 
$$$$$$$

A much bigger market for chalk residue.....
make-up kits for Smurfs.
Everybody knows there's more Smurfs than pool players.

There must be many more applications but i can't think of them right now...
I'm too busy trying to figure what color Smurfs turn when they're cold.
 
While your at it newstroke, mix it with some other colored Masters and get a trippy "swirly" mixture.
 
zy112 said:
While your at it newstroke, mix it with some other colored Masters and get a trippy "swirly" mixture.
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Funny you mention that, I was also going to mix in some Frebreeze so that every time you chalk, you get hit with a blast of spring freshness!
 
NewStroke said:
Funny you mention that, I was also going to mix in some Frebreeze so that every time you chalk, you get hit with a blast of spring freshness!
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That's a great idea. Where I play they still allow smoking. A freash breath would be nice while chaulking.

Larry
 
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