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corvette1340

corvette1340

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In light of the information recently that the IPT might be going public with an IPO, I've decided to launch my own IPO. I don't really have anything tangible to sell, but what the hell. I guess you can buy shares in me playing online poker and I make a good salary, but that's about all. I have already printed out "official" stock certificates on my Dell All-in-one printer in anticipation of my hot release later next week. Shares in my company, DoNothing, Inc. , will probably start out in the $25-30 range with 7 million shares outstanding. Anyone interested can contact me via pm's, or simply paypal me what you are willing to invest and then I will mail you your certificates. Also, if KT or Deno are reading this: I will trade some of my stock for some of the IPT stock. I figure they are probably worth roughly the same.

Let me know.
 
corvette1340 said:
In light of the information recently that the IPT might be going public with an IPO, I've decided to launch my own IPO. I don't really have anything tangible to sell, but what the hell. I guess you can buy shares in me playing online poker and I make a good salary, but that's about all. I have already printed out "official" stock certificates on my Dell All-in-one printer in anticipation of my hot release later next week. Shares in my company, DoNothing, Inc. , will probably start out in the $25-30 range with 7 million shares outstanding. Anyone interested can contact me via pm's, or simply paypal me what you are willing to invest and then I will mail you your certificates. Also, if KT or Deno are reading this: I will trade some of my stock for some of the IPT stock. I figure they are probably worth roughly the same.

Let me know.
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Can I agree to buy $3M worth of shares and pay you say....weekly??
Or maybe I could be a VP? Sit next to you on the couch and do e-mail press releases every time you get cracked with a big pocket pair-I'd be your Deno.
 
Do you accept IPT bucks? If you turn them into KT he will give you 1/3 of face value for them. I will take 2000 shares if you do.

Southpaw
 
Prime for the giggle loop...

Q: What is the difference between KT and the devil?

A: When you sell your soul to the devil, he keeps his end of the bargain.
 
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