Calling Scott Lee..........

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DrCue'sProtege

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anybody know where the maestro is? i've emailed him and PM'd him, gave him my cell #, havent heard back from him. anybody know how long it usually takes to contact someone? he had said something about being down my way this coming weekend, dont want to miss him.

DaPoet?
dont forget to mention me to him............:eek:

DCP
 
Get there quickly Scott. He NEEDS help. It's recommended that you demand that he sign a contract that prohibits any forum use that mentions the outcome of the lesson in any way, shape or form. If after the lesson he doesn't become a world beater you will be to blame and the world will hear about it.
 
I can just imagine how DCP's first lesson goes with Scott:

Scott: Ok, first thing we are gonna do is see if you can draw the cueball.

DCP: (blank stare) huh?

Scott: Uh, do you know what a draw stroke is?

DCP: (blank stare) huh?

Scott: Okay, lets try something else. Let me see what your stance looks like.

DCP: (blank stare) huh?

Scott: (sighs) Uhhhh, okay....with that cue you're holding, show me how you use it.

DCP: CUE? WHAT, THIS PIECE OF CRAP!?!? THIS PIECE OF CRAP THAT MADE ME GET THAT BAD ROLL?????? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO USE THIS CUE!!!!!!

DCP then picks up his cue like a javelin, throws it with all his might thru a window into his front yard, where he impales a jogger, who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Scott: Oops I almost forgot! Right now I gotta go catch a flight....to..China! I wont be back for 30 years. Uhh...Lose my number too! (runs like hell)
 
Cuetecha, thanks for the laugh, that was awesome :)

And to DCP, 'Anyone know how long it usually takes to contact someone?'

Dude, what's wrong with you?
 
I think all of the instructors on AzBilliards should have their own Bat-Phones because DCP shouldn't be kept waiting. :rolleyes:
























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DCP , I think Scott will be in Monroe Mich. this weekend with Randy,doing one of their clinics.
 
oops! Glad to hear it's working out. I know all of my students love it.Have a good time at Guppies in Holland. Say hi to Randy for me.
 
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