bigshooter said:
Honey, I think it's time to go home. Everyone's looking at you, and wondering WTF you're doing.
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Honey, I think it's time to go home. Everyone's looking at you, and wondering WTF you're doing.
bigshooter said:
AND THE RED FLAG IS UP!!!!!! RACE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbup:
What??? She does that everytime somebody plays Witchy Woman on the jukebox. Hasn't made a ball with it since trying to break that way though (threw the seat a bit off kilter).
bigshooter said:
Inventor demonstrating his Witch Helper Aim Trainer-Two Handled Edition-For Kids
"The WHAT-THE-FK," says Frank Lee Damd, "is the fourth generation of a billiard training device that would allow young players to not only work on improving their games, but to also tap into the rarely used yet readily available dark forces that permeate the typical pool room. My first invention, 'The Devil Knows You're Dead Stroke Trainer,' I had high hopes for; but after testing, I was surprised to find out that the necessary cost to the consumer--- essentially his or her mortal soul (plus shipping and handling)--- was just high enough to tip the price/performance ratio into a hellish marketing scenario."
"So it was back to the old Ouija board. I summoned all of my creative spirit and spirit guides and we eventually came up with the 'Black Magic 8-Ball,' but when negotiations started, it was virtually impossible to get a straight answer from the 8-Ball. It was always saying 'ask again later,' or 'my sources say no.' It was avoiding me after a while. I couldn't get it to turn up. When it finally turned up it gave me the old 'signs point to yes.' I turned it down and moved on."
"Before the WHAT-THE-FK was 'The Ghost Ball of Monte Cristo.' Now that was a free spirit. It always had an angle. But it would be on the edge sometimes when I needed it centered. I had a shot with it though, so I'll have to take the blame for that particular miss."
"After those three horrors, I was about to give up and just go back to running my pool room--Hell Holes. But, as is often the case when my spirits are low, a witch flies in looking for a game. I told her I'd play her a set of 9-ball best of 3. She asked for the 5 for all three games, but I got her to settle for the 6 6 6. As you can tell from the picture, I won. When I beat her, she cursed me. Fortunately, I had no soul to protect. I'm a pool room owner after all."
"The WHAT-THE-FK came together the way all good things should. I had the brooms, the witches...Oh, I forgot to mention... Man! Her sisters were pissed! Apparently she's gotten them into this sort of 'situation' before. Anyhoo, with the brooms and witches in stock all I needed were the bike seats and handle bars. It was a no-brainer."
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bigshooter said:
Where's the rest of the broom?
bigshooter said:
I don't have any more "C" batteries!
bigshooter said:
Are you OK? Did you hurt yourself landing?
Glen