Change.org's Petition to remove all bar tables in the world

LMAO. Kickin' Chicken gave me my first ever red rep for this thread...geez he must love bar tables. Whoever couldn't see that this wasn't serious needs some help.
 
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Ooooh, we’re being punk’d, damn, who in the hell would of ever thought that.
 
If seven footers were meant to be legal....
...would they be called BARboxes?
 
If seven footers were meant to be legal....
...would they be called BARboxes?

Well, duh.... they are called BAR boxes because they set the BAR for standard of play. Thought everyone knew that.

It's because they look deceptively easy, but don't be fooled by looks. They are tough tables to put packages together on. Because of that, looking easy, but actually being tough, that people get upset with them and then want to get rid of them.

Most don't know this, but tables used to be much, much smaller. They had to be for the hustlers back in the day to carry them around on horseback from town to town. It would take so long to get to another town, that they didn't want to risk there not being a table, so they carried them with them.

Eventually, people got tired of getting hustled at pool, and started making bigger tables to put in the saloons that the hustlers couldn't carry around. This enabled the locals to get better at the game (because they now had a table of their own to practice on). The smaller tables began to get some disdain because of the association with the hustlers.

So, you see, if it weren't for the small tables, there would be no tables at all. :grin:
 
LMAO. Kickin' Chicken gave me my first ever red rep for this thread...geez he must love bar tables. Whoever couldn't see that this wasn't serious needs some help.



Well if I remember to get online tonight on the computer I'll green rep you . Only good game on them is 8 ball.

But I'm a big table freak and one hole lover so I'm just a tad cynical

-greyghost


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LMAO. Kickin' Chicken gave me my first ever red rep for this thread...geez he must love bar tables. Whoever couldn't see that this wasn't serious needs some help.

I think it is obvious he knew you were just joking. I'm guessing he just thinks you're annoying. You have a history of belittling bar tables and creating mock threads. You don't like barboxes? Don't play on them. It's as simple as that. No need to constantly voice your opinion on them. Everybody knows how you feel by now. You don't like bar tables...we get it :rolleyes:
 
I think it is obvious he knew you were just joking. I'm guessing he just thinks you're annoying. You have a history of belittling bar tables and creating mock threads. You don't like barboxes? Don't play on them. It's as simple as that. No need to constantly voice your opinion on them. Everybody knows how you feel by now. You don't like bar tables...we get it :rolleyes:



And you constantly defend and prop them up so everybody knows how YOU feel by now. You love the Fisher Price tables, we get it.
 
I think it is obvious he knew you were just joking. I'm guessing he just thinks you're annoying. You have a history of belittling bar tables and creating mock threads. You don't like barboxes? Don't play on them. It's as simple as that. No need to constantly voice your opinion on them. Everybody knows how you feel by now. You don't like bar tables...we get it :rolleyes:

His comment on the red rep said "bad form". LOL.

Soooooo you red rep people for being annoying? It's not like I'm insulting anyone or using derogatory terms towards someone, I'm just making fun of bar tables....

Fun Fact: I play on a bar table once every other week when I go to the barbershop...Still hate them for the fact that they hinder American players from competing on the world stage.

Here in NYC, there is no shortage of 9 footers :cool:

Don't worry, when Donald Trump wins I'm sure he'll see my petition and create a wall to keep all bar tables away from America.
 
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I will sign the petition .... But you have to support/defend REVO cues.
 
Awww you won your local bar's $20 added 6 man tourney and now you're sad cause it doesn't mean sh1t. Go crawl under your barbox, maybe one day you'll feel validated.

I can't see as far as I could when younger so 9' tables are nearly impossible now for me to play well and have fun on.

Why don't you want me to enjoy pool as I want to enjoy it? You sound very mean-spirited. That attitude is bad for the game of pool.


Jeff Livingston
 
I can't see as far as I could when younger so 9' tables are nearly impossible now for me to play well and have fun on.

Why don't you want me to enjoy pool as I want to enjoy it? You sound very mean-spirited. That attitude is bad for the game of pool.


Jeff Livingston

Contacts if possible. They're a cure all for me at 65. See clear as crystal on a 9 footer.
 
Contacts if possible. They're a cure all for me at 65. See clear as crystal on a 9 footer.

I'm glad it works for you.

I've had 2 lasik surgeries after using contacts for about 5 years and after having worn thick glasses since I was 10, but thanks for the advice.

My problem with the OP is my problem with most people who think they're smarter than the rest of us: They think that what's good for them must therefore be good for everyone else, too, so they advocate taking away others' choices via force and fraud, as in burn all 7' tables, for the example from that web site.

I become vexed after a while.


Jeff Livingston
 
I'm glad it works for you.

I've had 2 lasik surgeries after using contacts for about 5 years and after having worn thick glasses since I was 10, but thanks for the advice.

My problem with the OP is my problem with most people who think they're smarter than the rest of us: They think that what's good for them must therefore be good for everyone else, too, so they advocate taking away others' choices via force and fraud, as in burn all 7' tables, for the example from that web site.

I become vexed after a while.


Jeff Livingston

All that, AND the fact that he started this whole thread as a joke, to stir up stuff, not to be taken seriously....of course, some folks have taken it such and here we are, several pages in
 
I'm glad it works for you.

I've had 2 lasik surgeries after using contacts for about 5 years and after having worn thick glasses since I was 10, but thanks for the advice.

My problem with the OP is my problem with most people who think they're smarter than the rest of us: They think that what's good for them must therefore be good for everyone else, too, so they advocate taking away others' choices via force and fraud, as in burn all 7' tables, for the example from that web site.

I become vexed after a while.


Jeff Livingston

Join the club. I am vexed all of the time but it keeps me on my toes.
 
I can't see as far as I could when younger so 9' tables are nearly impossible now for me to play well and have fun on.

Why don't you want me to enjoy pool as I want to enjoy it? You sound very mean-spirited. That attitude is bad for the game of pool.


Jeff Livingston

I am a bit surprised, Jeff, at your response to this thread.
Doesn't it remind you a bit of "One Pocket is so Slow" ?


I consider you and KC as AZ friends.....lighten up, both you guys.
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I am a bit surprised, Jeff, at your response to this thread.
Doesn't it remind you a bit of "One Pocket is so Slow" ?


I consider you and KC as AZ friends.....lighten up, both you guys.
:rotflmao:

Yep, you're correct.

Damn you!!!!!!!


Jeff Livingston
 
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