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macguy said:
Are you working at the moment? I think you need to put your energy's into something more productive for the time being. Take a reality check, you are not owed that much, that it should consume your life like this. You would like to get paid or get even I am sure, but don't put your life on hold over this, try to keep it in perspective.
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Ahhh..Macguy, you can never hold back the temptation to tell someone how to live their lives, can you? Even one who seems to have joined your team.

What about you Macguy, what is it you should be doing with your time?

Colin
 
8-ball bernie said:
my best friend told me it's a go. i said to him, listen, it's one thing to say bad things about kevin on the az forum,but to do this? i think we could go to jail.
he told me,forget about it, in his new york italian accent,i've been working with electronics.
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see i write as good as Bernie (The Keyboard Klown) Friend

How can we vote this thread waster off the island??
 
Colin Colenso said:
Ahhh..Macguy, you can never hold back the temptation to tell someone how to live their lives, can you? Even one who seems to have joined your team.

What about you Macguy, what is it you should be doing with your time?

Colin
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Just a reminder, you may want to change the note in your bio under occupation, your 15 minutes of fame is about up, it's up whether the IPT continues or not. Your self appointed status as the AZB's voice, protector and stooge for the IPT is also about up. Stare at my aviator Colin, he's looking at you. He's saying "Colin, you are under my spell, you will do as I say, you have no mind of your own, now go forth and spread my message".
Wow, I don't like looking at that thing myself
 
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Colin Colenso said:
Ahhh..Macguy, you can never hold back the temptation to tell someone how to live their lives, can you? Even one who seems to have joined your team.

What about you Macguy, what is it you should be doing with your time?

Colin
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Colin plays quite a few safties. It is just his personality.

When he does take a shot, he hits where he aims.

GOOD SHOT!!!!
 
8-ball bernie said:
my best friend told me it's a go. i said to him, listen, it's one thing to say bad things about kevin on the az forum,but to do this? i think we could go to jail.
he told me,forget about it, in his new york italian accent,i've been working with electronics for years for the good fellows,and the FBI i've been on both sides, and i ain't been shot yet have i? he looked like one of these thin geeks,that didn't seem to fit in with anyone except his electronic equipment. i looked around this large type of closet we wer'e standing in in awe. there was at least 800 pieces of high quality electronic equipment in there. survielance equipment,auidio equipment from japan,top shelf stuff, special cables,and boxes,de-scrambelers,de coders,sensitive far away mics,you name it, it was in my friends closet.

it was now saturday evening,and the time was exactly 6:58 P.M. we wer'e at his house,and all of the equipment he needed,was hooked up and through his television,and spliced into the time warner feed. i was so freakin nervous,"suppose they track us down?" screw them, they screwed you? yeah, well, wer'e gonna screw them real good!

it was 7:00PM sharp,the intro for the world open pool tournament rolled on VERSUS,their was a 3 shot of matt,mike and kevin holding mics and looking into the camera. matt led off with this line "welcome to the richest pool tournament the world has ever known" just at that second after matt said the word known, like clockwork, my friend hit a button, and walla, the picture froze,of those 3 monkeys standing there with there mics,but the sound disappeared and my friend said into the $7,000 german made mic he was holding in his house "the richest tournament the world has ever known? BULL#$%!!!!!!!!! he then released the button, and the pictures started to move again! i was feeling good,real good, finally i wasn't just yelling at the screen as i had been every week,now we wer'e telling the entire VERSUS world what was really going on, the show continuned on~~
mike you've played in big tournaments before,have you ever seen anything like this with this amount of money? once again, my tall and skinny friend, hit the button " what money? i still haven't been paid,this was taped,people and this ***** is in mexico under the name Melvin kiski.my friend released the button, this time we wer;e screaming with laughter, i didn't even care if we wer'e found out now, i was having too much fun!
so on the show goes,and then the best part comes, that lieing commercial with the british voice over guy claiming they gave away over 8 million in 06 alone, well, my friend just had his way with this commercial," hey, anyone out there who even dares to go to their web site, forget about it,there is no more tour, no more money,and the qualifyers are the biggest scam in the billiard world." i couldn't believe it,the worlds seemed to resonate,i hope we wer'ent caught. my friend quickly and effectianly detached all wires and equipment, we went to a local club with loud music and girls. smoked some fine cigars,and had a great night, knowing justice was served!
the next morning, on azbilliards international pool tour forum, there wer'e 7 pages regarding the pirated broadcast of the world open, i smiled reading every word,caressing my oliva special S cigar,thinking about the effect of eye opening stuff we caused,i thought to myself hey, kevin, hope you enjoyed the show.
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Bernie, you have a right to say whatever you wish. That is the American way.

I hope you end up on the Letterman Show. I really do.

Please though, before you go the Letterman Show, please stop by and see Dr. Phil first.
 
ok, i've read all your complaints,everything seems to be in order.
yes, i have a job, no,5,000 bucks ain't the end of the world,the thing is, i'm taking out my frustration in fantasy style,hey, you don't want to read it? then~~~~~~DON'T.
 
macguy said:
Just a reminder, you may want to change the note in your bio under occupation, your 15 minutes of fame is about up, it's up whether the IPT continues or not. Your self appointed status as the AZB's voice, protector and stooge for the IPT is also about up. Stare at my aviator Colin, he's looking at you. He's saying "Colin, you are under my spell, you will do as I say, you have no mind of your own, now go forth and spread my message".
Wow, I don't like looking at that thing myself
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haha...pathetic!

Colin
 
Bernie , never mind all these people telling you to take your meds. I'm sure you are just venting, and I find some of your posts funny. I would probably have some strange things to say if I was in your situation as well.

BTW be careful with the meds, it may be dangerous to take them in combination with the crack you are obviously smoking. Take care
 
The weird thing about Bernie is that IF the IPT continues it's guaranteed that Bernie now will get a tv-match, because it has reached the point of no return. You either hate him or love him, and we all know that with opinions like that it will be good tv....

So by bashing the IPT on the forum Bernie might have increased his oppurtunities to achieve his biggest goal after all, show his face live on tv...
 
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sorry for starting a new thread,(it's not like me) but look at the banner right now, it say's click here to play in an ipt qualifyer for 2007 season, can anyone hunt down these bastards,and shoot them? would that be wrong?
 
just for the record, i'm not on crack, i'm naturally spiced up,anyhow, i do enjoy Avo 80th. cigars though, and if you want to send them my way,feel free to e-mail me,i;ll pay you when i recieve my check from the ipt,which will be in a few weeks,or sooner, according to what they are telling me.
 
JC51534 said:
Blah Blah blah blah Blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah Blah.... (The Keyboard Klown) Friend

How can we vote this thread waster off the island??
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See you're not listening to what Bernie was saying. He said," Blah blah WER'E blah Blah blah Blah WER'E blah blah Blah blah Blah blah WER'E blah Blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah WER'E"... I'm still trying to figure out what the hell that word WER'E is!
 
in defense of IPT employees excluding KT

there arent many jobs out there that people find the money is good enough.

doesnt mean they wont help.
 
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