Chuck Norris Can't Play Pool Because....

[RingKing]

When Chuck Norris plays pool he never gets out of line...and he never plays safe

When Chuck Norris is playing pool he is always thinking three racks in advance.

 

[pt109]

Chuck Norris actually did most of Mike Massey's shots.

 

[(((Satori)))]

Chuck Norris beat David Matlock on a bar table. The spot was Matlock had to use the oversized cueball then on Chuck's turn they replaced the cueball with a marble.

 

[Shaft]

When Chuck Norris is playing pool he is always thinking three racks in advance.

WINNER!! :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

 

[Ty-Tanic]

When Chuck Norris plays pool he never gets out of line...and he never plays safe

When Chuck Norris is playing pool he is always thinking three racks in advance.

LOL you guys are getting really creative I love it

 

[Ty-Tanic]

Chuck Norris never has to play any other shot other than the break. As soon as he breaks the balls run to their homes in fear.

 

[pt109]

Chuck Norris broke the balls at rotation on a brand new cloth...
...made all 15 balls...
...that was six months ago...
...they'd like to change the cloth now...
...but the cue ball is still going around the table...
....and they can't catch it.




Doesn't he ever scratch?

 

[tim913]

There are only 3 bad people on the entire planet, and Chuck gets 2 Christmas cards every year!

 

[one stroke]

Chuck Norris can't get a game because he scares all the money away

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[(((Satori)))]

I once asked Chuck to break the balls... enough said.

 

[(((Satori)))]

I asked Chuck how to hit center cue ball so precisely... he showed me.

 

[LuckyStroke]

If the table isn't level, Chuck Norris just changes the earths tilt.

What is the best break cue? Whichever one Chuck Norris is holding

Chuck Norris once had a 40 mph break using only his penis

Ben

 

[jim_vielee]

Dennis Searing's playing cue is a Chuck Norris custom cue.

 

[Shaft]

Chuck Norris is ... "The Teacher."

Chuck Norris can name all 6,000,000 shots on the table.

 

[TX Poolnut]

Efren Reyes was born in August of 1954, exactly 9 months after Chuck Norris visited the Philippines on Christmas holiday.

 

[Shaft]

Chuck Norris carries his cues in a case.

Chuck Norris carries his own balls in a case.

Chuck Norris carries his own table in a case.

 

[one stroke]

If the table isn't level, Chuck Norris just changes the earths tilt.

What is the best break cue? Whichever one Chuck Norris is holding

Chuck Norris once had a 40 mph break using only his penis

Ben

Ding ding dong we have a winner

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[Shooter08]

This one has to win

Dennis Searing's playing cue is a Chuck Norris custom cue.

I vote for this one!!

 

[bnall]

George Balabushka built "Chuck Norris" tribute cues.

 

[david(tx)]

Chuck Norris traveled back in time just to teach Willie C to play .