Chuck Norris traveled back in time just to teach Willie C to play .
When Chuck Norris takes a leak cows pissin' on flat rocks take notice.
Chuck Norris traveled back in time just to teach Willie C to play .
Efren Reyes was born in August of 1954, exactly 9 months after Chuck Norris visited the Philippines on Christmas holiday.
This is really a real thing?
Here in America, Chuck Norris jokes are really a thing.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris does not dial wrong numbers; you pick up the wrong phones.
Chuck Norris does not gamble at pool, he merely performs exhibitions to kill time between those moments of taking your money.
Chuck Norris wears a bullet-proof vest ... So the vest feels safer.
Chuck Norris can't play pool because.... Bruce Lee busted his balls!![]()
You know why there are so many jokes about Chuck Norris and not Bruce Lee?
Because Bruce Lee ain't no joke!