Chuck Norris Can't Play Pool Because....

Chuck Norris can't play pool because he's to busy debating being a better table mechanic and case builder with other AZ members who may or may not be currently banned or on personal hiatus.
 
BmoreMoney said:
This is really a real thing?
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Here in America, Chuck Norris jokes are really a thing.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris does not dial wrong numbers; you pick up the wrong phones.

Chuck Norris does not gamble at pool, he merely performs exhibitions to kill time between those moments of taking your money.

Chuck Norris wears a bullet-proof vest ... So the vest feels safer.
 
Shaft said:
Here in America, Chuck Norris jokes are really a thing.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris does not dial wrong numbers; you pick up the wrong phones.

Chuck Norris does not gamble at pool, he merely performs exhibitions to kill time between those moments of taking your money.

Chuck Norris wears a bullet-proof vest ... So the vest feels safer.
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That's cool , I love Chuck. Just asking cause haven't heard any of these since I was in high school lol. Btw, although my city mostly resembles a war zone from some third world country I actually am in good ol USA lol!

City AKA - Bodymore, Murderland
 
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I can count the seeds in an apple. Chuck Norris can count the apples in a seed.
 
Chuck Norris breaks with the Golden Bushka..... when he's slumming it.....

Scott
 
Chuck Norris learned how to play pool using the HAMB (Hit A Million Balls) method.

This morning. :thumbup:

best,
brian kc
 
Chuck Norris plays with this cue. The 9 1/2 pound weight helps keep him from over stroking the cue ball.
 

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The Great Depression ends in 1940 because?
a) The New Deal
b) World War II
c) The birth or Chuck Norris
 
Chuck Norris plays pool with his penis by pocketing planets into black holes, banking off blue giants, using a white dwarf as the cue ball.
 
blah blah said:
You know why there are so many jokes about Chuck Norris and not Bruce Lee?


Because Bruce Lee ain't no joke!
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I know a guy who thinks he could beat Bruce Lee in his prime.
I DON'T know a guy who thinks he can beat Chuck Norris in his prime.

My friend could win the pool match, though....
...as long as Chuck promised not to break a law of physics.
 
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