DCC 2007 - Grudge Match Announced

[Williebetmore]

Okay, it's official. The Hatfields and McCoys (Breakup Hatfield and Williebetmore McCoy) are going to take their long-running feud to the pool table. In case no one has seen it (or couldn't understand breakup's usual gibberish), breakup has posted yet another vicious, slanderous, libelous, insulting (and a little to close to reality for my comfort) post regarding my pool ability (or lack thereof):

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=29471

He's even attempting (without my permission) to use my name to further increase his amazing fortune (evidently acquired during the great Marmot Pelt Boom in the 80's). I can't let this go on any longer. I was thinking of just stomping him; but since my martial arts abilities are somewhere just above Girl Scout and just below hairdresser, I've decided to challenge him to a pool match (which, in character, he has foolishly accepted).

Preliminary details: Straight pool to 150 for a thousand, at the 2007 DCC (maybe on the television table, or maybe the AZB room if we get permission).

Assuming in the interval I don't lose an arm, leg, or eye; I will also (in addition to the big bag of sand) win the chance to pick out breakup's avatar for a month. I will give half of my winnings to charity (assuming no one steals our stake from under the table in the AZB room). Good luck to breakup; he'll need it.

 

[breakup]

To 150??!!! I guess I’ll have to be there all week! ...well OK.

I’m starting to shop around for your avatar Willie how do you feel about this one?

 

[Snapshot9]

I have a suggestion...

That one of the prizes for winning this acclaimed grudge match be:

1) That the loser has to do a genealogy study and research of the
Winner's family name back to as far as he can go, or at least to
1,000 A.C., for the winner's pleasure and future fame with his Mother
and family, and so the loser can have a complete understanding
of how the winner came to be a champion.

 

[Egg McDogit]

Is this thing for real? Or are you 2 just joking around? Seems like the smacktalk is more playful than insulting..

 

[breakup]

Is this thing for real? Or are you 2 just joking around? Seems like the smacktalk is more playful than insulting..

Yes we are going to play pool and yes the smack talk is playful

...all good clean fun

 

[rackmsuckr]

Willie,

We all know you are the superior player - just reading your post informs us all of that factoid, but just in case the earth shifts off its axis near the time of our Lord in 2006 DCC, and Breakup should win , what is your contingency plan for that?

In other words, besides the bag of sand, what would HE win?

 

[supergreenman]

Ha ha, you guys slay me.
I wonder what the odds in vegas are on this matchup.

 

[mthornto]

I hope Williebetmore spends a lot of time practicing between now and DCC. We all saw him get owned at nine ball by some old man at the 06 DCC. It was very funny, the old guy could have given Williebetmore the seven and the breaks and still wiped him.

If Williebetmore can't beat some old guy straight from the geriatric ward, how will he ever best a tough Alaskan?

Also, I feel really bad for Williebetmore getting caught in a trap like this. I doubt he can afford to lose that much cash. I don't remember what he does for a living, but based on how he dresses and acts, I am sure he is uneducated and has some menial manual labor job that pays very little. A bag of sand is probably a months worth of pay for the poor guy.

 

[i_maycotte]

What if...

I am willing to bet if Jessica shows up, Willie don't have a chance in "H" "E" double hockey sticks.

 

[Jigger]

Blood Match of the Millenium?

Okay, it's official. The Hatfields and McCoys (Breakup Hatfield and Williebetmore McCoy) are going to take their long-running feud to the pool table. In case no one has seen it (or couldn't understand breakup's usual gibberish), breakup has posted yet another vicious, slanderous, libelous, insulting (and a little to close to reality for my comfort) post regarding my pool ability (or lack thereof):

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=29471

He's even attempting (without my permission) to use my name to further increase his amazing fortune (evidently acquired during the great Marmot Pelt Boom in the 80's). I can't let this go on any longer.

Hey Breakup ---- Does this little squabble mean I must deport the Brazilian Seniorita bodyguards? Have been working on my Spanish, ie. "See Hacienda burito, siesta, seeester". Could I keep one of the Lear Jets?

Can't believe you botched the patent work and failed to get the legal release for the use of the name "Williebetmore" Rack on a Chain". Wouldn't take lightly Willies legal threats of using the law firm Dewey, Cheatem and Howe" . Curly says their Vicious legal pitt bulls Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
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Haven't seen either of you play but both of you in Sumo wrestling thongs would boost the TV ratings BIG TIME. Calling Earl to referee this match!

 

[breakup]

Hey Breakup ---- Does this little squabble mean I must deport the Brazilian Seniorita bodyguards? Have been working on my Spanish, ie. "See Hacienda burito, siesta, seeester". Could I keep one of the Lear Jets?

Can't believe you botched the patent work and failed to get the legal release for the use of the name "Williebetmore" Rack on a Chain". Wouldn't take lightly Willies legal threats of using the law firm Dewey, Cheatem and Howe" . Curly says their Vicious legal pitt bulls Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
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Haven't seen either of you play but both of you in Sumo wrestling thongs would boost the TV ratings BIG TIME. Calling Earl to referee this match!

Don’t send the Brazilian body guards anywhere just yet. And I’m sure there will be enough Lear Jets to go around in good time.

I have had my ace legal gunslinger counselor Ben Dover on this from the beginning. He assures me the words Williebetmore, Willie and Betmore are all in the public domain until he changes his name legally. Just because it’s carved in leather on his case don’t make it his real name. If that were true my name would be Walmart.

 

[DaveK]

I wonder what the odds in vegas are on this matchup.

0:0

Dave

 

[Williebetmore]

Willie,

We all know you are the superior player - just reading your post informs us all of that factoid, but just in case the earth shifts off its axis near the time of our Lord in 2006 DCC, and Breakup should win , what is your contingency plan for that?

In other words, besides the bag of sand, what would HE win?

WW,
I figure I could stand the loss of any single appendage and still stomp him. If by some freakish, once in a lifetime, improbability he would win (I assume this means you've never seen him play), then I must agree with all of his posts for a month, and must use an avatar of his device for a month.

In case you haven't seen any of his photo-shop work, I'm not sure I wouldn't rather lose the thousand than display one of his avatars - sheer evil creative genius (you know, like Charles Manson, but without the good judgement and pool skills that Charley had).

 

[Williebetmore]

If Williebetmore can't beat some old guy straight from the geriatric ward, how will he ever best a tough Alaskan?

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MT,
Well I figure it this way. I'm about the 40th best player in the local pool hall (at least on Thursdays); and breakup is the second best player in Alaska - so I figure its even right there.

He plays on a plywood table, moosehide cloth, Dinty Moore cans (unwashed, but licked fairly clean by breakup) for pockets. Lord only knows what he uses for balls. How good could he be?????

P.S. - I'm going to try and get a re-match with that old geezer next year; I'm sure I've got his number now. I didn't practice any, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express.

 

[Williebetmore]

Is this thing for real? Or are you 2 just joking around? Seems like the smacktalk is more playful than insulting..

Egg-man,
This couldn't be more real. I'm going to beat him like a red-headed stepchild. I was thinking of insisting on a "cage match", but I hear they don't bathe up there until AFTER the Spring thaw.

P.S. - I've never played for more than 500 before, but this should be like stealing blubber from a blind Eskimo (at least breakup tells me that's pretty easy).

 

[X Breaker]

How about the loser will have to carry this clip on rack in DCC in public whereever he goes for the whole duration of the tournament?

 

[Williebetmore]

How about the loser will have to carry this clip on rack in DCC in public whereever he goes for the whole duration of the tournament?

Richard,
OUCH!!!! That is a scarier thought than losing the grand.

 

[sjm]

As the Marx brothers noted in "Duck Soup"

To war, to war, to war we're gonna go........

............you know the rest.

 

[rackmsuckr]

He plays on a plywood table, moosehide cloth, Dinty Moore cans (unwashed, but licked fairly clean by breakup) for pockets. Lord only knows what he uses for balls. How good could he be?????

Oh dear,

I think I found Breakup's table, and the pockets are huge, they're buckets!...

 

[supergreenman]

He plays on a plywood table, moosehide cloth, Dinty Moore cans (unwashed, but licked fairly clean by breakup) for pockets. Lord only knows what he uses for balls. How good could he be?????

Oh dear,

I think I found Breakup's table, and the pockets are huge, they're buckets!...

I doubt they could play any kind of "straight" pool on that table