DEEP THOUGHTS...not by Jack Handy

[Rak9up]

Can Amish people play with low deflection shafts?

If the bridge is closed why can we still use it?

Why do they call it "weight"? Shouldn't it be called "bait".

Why aren't poolhalls called dens of equity instead of iniquity.

If the 4 ball could go from purple to pink why couldn't the 8 ball change from black to salmon?

Why doesn't the APA instead of adding all the slop rules just add more pockets to APA tables?

Is it really hard to know your way around a poolroom aren't all the tables numbered?

 

[Maestro]

Good one about the APA....

 

[CreeDo]

Will tomorrow's TAR pros play 11 ball on an 11 foot table?
How do you even rack that?

Why do they call that shot a bank when it's just going to lose your money?

Why do they call it a table if I can't eat a meatball sub on it?

 

[ChazL]

Will tomorrow's TAR pros play 11 ball on an 11 foot table?

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Good one. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

The crows seem to be calling my name, thought Kaw.

Now thats a classic Jack.

 

[Luxury]

I like to say, "Chalk is cheap." after my opponent miscues and I'm applying my Kamui chalk while simultaneously snorting a line of a coke off a high end prostitute's chest.

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

Every morning when I wake up, I always say, "Dear Penis, I love you".

I know he likes the extra attention.

 

[Luxury]

When my dad would beat at me at pool he would shake my hand and say, "Good game." with a smile. Then he would go straight-faced and say, "And by 'good' I mean, pathetic, and by, 'game' I mean, circus side-show."

Then he would make me shoot with my other hand tied behind my back, shooting with only my mouth.

 

[miscrewed1989]

And then...

Will tomorrow's TAR pros play 11 ball on an 11 foot table?

And then Earl screams, "I wish the tables were ten by twenty!"

 

[CreeDo]

Some people insist it's easier to clean, or more glossy. Me, I just feel like I hit balls better, knowing an elephant died screaming to make my ferrule.

Sometimes it was tough living up to the name, for old Chalkteeth.

If she's asian and married, why do they call her the Black Widow?

 

[Tramp Steamer]

The Amish can play with low deflection shafts, except that it takes them so darn long to get to the pool hall. Do you know why? :smile:

 

[Tramp Steamer]

If the APA and the Special Olympics joined forces and held a pool tournament, what would they do about handicapped parking? :smile:

 

[Tramp Steamer]

If Earl Strickland had only one tooth left, would he still have to brush for ten minutes? :smile:

 

[Tramp Steamer]

This is really some thought provoking shit. :smile:

 

[DallasHopps]

I like to say, "Chalk is cheap." after my opponent miscues and I'm applying my Kamui chalk while simultaneously snorting a line of a coke off a high end prostitute's chest.

Who doesn't like any of those things?

 

[Cornerman]

I like to say, "Chalk is cheap." after my opponent miscues and I'm applying my Kamui chalk while simultaneously snorting a line of a coke off a high end prostitute's chest.

I'll drink to that.

 

[Rak9up]

thanks guys for the smile:smile:

 

[KoolKat9Lives]

If the table is open, why are there so many balls on it?

If the table is open, why is there a wait at the front desk?

On a combination, shouldn't it be a lock to make it every time?

How come when you sink a ball or send it overboard it never gets wet?

 

[Banks]

I like to say, "Chalk is cheap." after my opponent miscues and I'm applying my Kamui chalk while simultaneously snorting a line of a coke off a high end prostitute's chest.

Who doesn't like any of those things?

My first guess would be his wife!

 

[Luxury]

I'm a 37 year old bachelor, never been married, no kids, and I've been snipped. Is that what people mean by "Triple smart"?