Dick Van Dyke Billiard Episode

rackmsuckr

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Went to the Dollar Store today and they had some old TV series DVDs for only $1 (duh!)

There was a Dick Van Dyke Show DVD with three episodes on it. One was called "Hustling The Hustler". The blurb on the case states, "A pool shark takes Rob and now he owes $300. Little does he know he is married to his own pool shark who might be able to save him."

Rob and Laura Petrie have a pool table in their basement and some of the shots and humor are cute.

I bought 2 extra copies if anyone wants one...just pay for postage. First 2 to PM me can have them.

Linda
 
rackmsuckr said:
Went to the Dollar Store today and they had some old TV series DVDs for only $1 (duh!)

You overpaid, I saw the same DVD at the $.99 store!

-Mike
 
Eydie Romano said:
Eydie loves The Dollar Store!

Eydie, is this your bid for one of the copies? I have one left.

I love the dollar store too. Was putting together a surprise party and bought streamers, balloons, tissue, bags, candles and a bunch of goodies for my daughter's boyfriend. His birthday came and went and even his mother didn't wish him a happy birthday!! :eek: They went out to eat with his mother and he had to pay for it.

I was on my deathbed and was ignoring the phone when she called to tell me to call him to wish him a happy BD.

So my daughter and I are planning a surprise party. He is going to show up Friday night to a decorated house and his goody bag. Then we are going to whisk him off to the Melting Pot (great fondue place) and then a movie, then cake and ice cream where he will get a chance to make a late birthday wish.

Oh, and he will get to open his real presents...gift certificates to a Van's shoe store, some shirts and a radar detector.
 
Since this thread is kind of about TV and Pool. Have any of you ever seen the Twilight Zone episode about pool? It stars Jack Klugman (from the Odd Couple) and Johnathon Winters. Its really a good episode with one of the best morals life has to offer: Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. They play 1 game of straight pool for life or death.

Southpaw
 
Dollar General

has Ranch salad dressing for a dollar rather than 3-4 at the grocery store.
Also can buy chicken that comes like tuna for a $1 which is a lot cheaper than the grocery store. (for chicken salad sandwiches).
 
Southpaw said:
Since this thread is kind of about TV and Pool. Have any of you ever seen the Twilight Zone episode about pool? It stars Jack Klugman (from the Odd Couple) and Johnathon Winters. Its really a good episode with one of the best morals life has to offer: Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. They play 1 game of straight pool for life or death.

Southpaw

No, but I would love to see it sometime. Do you have it?
 
yes. i picked it up a couple of years ago in a video store. i think alot of the seasons of the twilight zone are out on video/dvd. shouldnt be too hard to find.

Southpaw
 
Southpaw said:
Since this thread is kind of about TV and Pool. Have any of you ever seen the Twilight Zone episode about pool? It stars Jack Klugman (from the Odd Couple) and Johnathon Winters. Its really a good episode with one of the best morals life has to offer: Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. They play 1 game of straight pool for life or death.

Southpaw

I looked it up:

A Game of Pool
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Twilight Zone original series
Season three (1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5)
Fall 1961 – Summer 1962
List of The Twilight Zone episodes

“A Game of Pool” is an episode of the American television anthology series The Twilight Zone.


Details
Episode number: 70
Season: 3
Production code: 4815
Original air date: October 13, 1961
Writer: George Clayton Johnson
Director: Buzz Kulik
Music: Stock

Cast
Jesse Cardiff: Jack Klugman
Fats Brown: Jonathan Winters

Synopsis
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
It’s after hours at Clancy’s Pool Hall, and once more pool shark Jesse Cardiff is alone, polishing his pool game. Jesse bitterly muses that he would be considered the greatest pool player of all time if it weren’t for the memory of the late Fats Brown overshadowing him. “I’d give anything to play Fats Brown, anything at all!” he declares aloud.

“At your service!” comes a sudden voice from the corner of the room. It is indeed James Howard Brown—“Fats, to my friends”—who has been dead for 15 years, but who has now come from the afterlife itself to answer Jesse’s challenge. Fats tells Jesse it’s time for him to put his money where his mouth is and play a game of pool to see who the best truly is. But to make the game more intense, Fats ups the stakes. If Jesse wins, he will indeed be acknowledged as the greatest. If he loses...it means his life. So the ultimate high stakes pool game begins, with life and death as the stakes. But, just maybe, being the best carries its own special burden, as Jesse finds out when he wins.

All throughout the game, Fats has subtly tried to warn Jesse. He laments that Jesse seems to do nothing with his life, have no enjoyment from his life, besides pool. Jesse ignores Fats’ comments, convinced that Fats is just trying to protect his title by getting Jesse’s mind off the game.

When it comes down to one final, easy shot for Jesse to win and claim the title, Fats again warns him that he doesn’t understand the burdens that come with that title. Jesse is more convinced than ever, however, that Fats just doesn’t want to lose that title and is trying a last desperate ploy. Jesse sinks the shot and exults in his victory. He now is the best ever.

Fats’ response is to thank Jesse for beating him. Jesse is angered by the show of gratitude. He declares that Fats is a sore loser, so upset at having lost that he’s now trying to act like the victory would have been sour grapes. Jesse proudly dismisses Fats and claims his rightful title as the best.

Only years later, after he has died, does Jesse finally understand Fats’ warnings. Jesse, now being the greatest ever, is obliged to spend his afterlife doing nothing but continuing to prove that he is the greatest ever. His afterlife consists of nothing but going from pool room to lonely pool room, to play against challenger after challenger to his title, just as we now realize Fats must have had to do for Jesse’s challenge to him, and for the challenges of countless others whom Fats must have beaten before he finally lost to Jesse. Fats, on the other hand, having at long last relinquished his title to Jesse, is now enjoying his afterlife free of the burden of having to defend that title, and he has happily gone fishing.


Closing narration
Mr. Jesse Cardiff, who became a legend by beating one, but who has found out after his funeral that being the best of anything carries with it a special obligation to keep proving it. Mr. Fats Brown, on the other hand, having relinquished the champion's medal, has gone fishing. These are the ground rules, in the Twilight Zone.


Trivia
Johnson’s script originally featured an alternate ending in which Jesse loses the game. Seeing that Jesse is bedazzled that he has lost a life-or-death game and is still alive, Fats explains that he will die “as all second raters die: you’ll be buried and forgotten without me touching you. If you’d beaten me you’d have lived forever.” This ending was eventually filmed when this episode was remade in 1988, during the first revival of the The Twilight Zone.


References
Zicree, Marc Scott: The Twilight Zone Companion. Sillman-James Press, 1982 (second edition)
 
OK, went to look for the Twilight Zone episode and bought it at amazon.com and about 8 other things, lol. You can get it used for $1.50 but minor scratches and no case wasn't worth it and I got it for $3.00.
 
Snapshot9 said:
has Ranch salad dressing for a dollar rather than 3-4 at the grocery store.
Also can buy chicken that comes like tuna for a $1 which is a lot cheaper than the grocery store. (for chicken salad sandwiches).

Ignore all the years old date stamps, they're probably mistakes!!
 
jimmyg said:
Ignore all the years old date stamps, they're probably mistakes!!

Dollar General is a multi Billion dollar Corp which trades on the New York Stock Exchange. It has good stuff at good prices. It is not a dollar store.

Dollar Tree IS a dollar store and it trades on the Nasdaq. It is a GREAT store too. Inflation my butt!
 
cueqween said:
Yeah, Nostroke!! I know how you LOVE the dollar store! LOL

See you in a couple weeks.

You come alone this time-I want to give you some lessons and i dont want you distracted!:)
 
There was also a funny pool scene in Get Smart that I recall.

99 was using her lipstick as a remote control to steer the balls. The Chaos guy didn't catch on though for some reason, despite the balls doing 360s and stopping and starting...lol

Colin
 
Colin Colenso said:
There was also a funny pool scene in Get Smart that I recall.

99 was using her lipstick as a remote control to steer the balls. The Chaos guy didn't catch on though for some reason, despite the balls doing 360s and stopping and starting...lol

Colin

Every sitcom in the 60/70's seemed to work in a pool episode . A boxing one as well where the star somehow winds up in the ring with some monster.

There was another common plot in most of them- A girl who is usually a secretary or something, shy/homely-has her hair up in a bun and glasses and all. She winds up a little tipsy, takes down her hair, whips off her glasses, turns into a stone fox and dances on the table or something. Always saw that one coming.
 
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Nostroke said:
Every sitcom in the 60/70's seemed to work in a pool episode . A boxing one as well where the star somehow winds up in the ring with some monster.

There was another common plot in most of them- A girl who is usually a secretary or something, shy/homely-has her hair up in a bun and glasses and all. She winds up a little tipsy, takes down her hair, whips off her glasses, turns into a stone fox and dances on the table or something. Always saw that one coming.
lol...u r right. The writers seem to have a rotating list of plots.

I wonder if the Beverly Hillbillies ever had a pool scene. I suspect Granny would have kicked a$$:cool:
 
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