D'ja ever notice...

Billiard Architect

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...No one when mentioning thier APA rank says they are a "weak 6"? They always say they are a "Strong 6"

...The guy with the cuetec is the one that leaves the tournament early?

...The guy that talks to no one and nobody knows is the one you want to avoid unless you want to follow the cuetec guy out the door.

...The night that you think you will probably play really bad is usually the night that you place?

...The night that you don't show up for the tounament you find out that most of the top players didn't show either.

Got any others?
 
...whenever you ride to a tourney with a friend, you usually end up playing that same friend in the first round....

Southpaw
 
Southpaw said:
...whenever you ride to a tourney with a friend, you usually end up playing that same friend in the first round....

Southpaw

or, potentially worse, in an elimination round...i've got a couple of friends who, it seems, i always end up putting out of tourneys.

-s
 
Or

... no one believes you play as bad as you really do, and then want to rob you after you've gone broke betting it all on the one set you finally get.
 
...whenever you're shooting lights out, no one is watching; but when you can't make a ball it feels like all eyes are on you.
 
. . . the worst the practice/warm up the better you play.

. . . the worse the competition , the worse you play and vice versa.

. . . cool , out of the way pool halls/spots are completely repelled by personal cues.

. . . when you get lucky everyone thinks your hiding your true ability , for that matter , same is true when your getting screwed.

Thats all just from this last week. :)
 
Lol

No one, and I mean no one, ever thinks you are as smart as you are ....
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. except that one guy over in the corner who has been staring at you for 45 minutes..... :D
 
... that the biggest fish in the room is also the guy that has the biggest mouth... and lightest wallet.
:)
 
You always hear about how good they played last night, but you never see them do it.

Whenever you are playing poorly the other player seems to be getting all the rolls.

You make all the balls except for the one that really counts.

They were a world beater but they just lost the desire to play because it was too easy and they got bored.

They made a ton of money playing pool but they are poorer than a church mouse.
 
Southpaw said:
...whenever you ride to a tourney with a friend, you usually end up playing that same friend in the first round....

Southpaw

happened to us last weekend, we took 5 players, 4 of us played each other in the first round,
 
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