We have a fellow in our pool room we call Farmer. Now Farmer is the nicest guy you will ever meet. He would not harm a Flea, but Farmer is a product of the 60's. He is always smiling, friendly, and will help any one with anything he can.
Farmer is though the closest thing to the character Jim on the TV show Taxi, that you could ever imagine. Just OUTRAGEOUS.
I walked into the pool room one afternoon and Farmer came over and was very excited about a dream he had the night before. He said that all night he had gotten to play,,,,, "Jesus Christ" Now this dream concerned me and to be honest I was rather reluctant to even listen as it made me a bit uncomfortable.
I did ask though, "Did you win"?
No, hell no, not even one single game, the Dude, can really play. He never missed a single ball and I told him he was getting lucky", He tells me!
" Well what made him so lucky" I asked?
Farmer then says, " when I called him lucky, he got pissed at me and shot a masse shot on every ball after that. He is the only person I ever played that got that mad"!!
" you never won a game" I ask?
" NO, NOT ONE SINGLE GAME, NOT ONE SINGLE @#$%^&* Game", and by now, he is very excited and then after some thought, he looks up at me and says,,,,,,, I'll see ya later, I'm going home and play him some more!!"
I never asked Farmer about his rematch with Jesus Christ, but I don't doubt a word he says as Farmer is incapable of a lie, and to be honest it is a subject which really concerns me. I can understand Jesus getting a little fired up at Farmer, but I don't want him fired up at me, as I have enough problems.