Dumbest $h1t you've done in a pool hall?

corvette1340 said:
banged a girl in the girls bathroom at The Brass Rail in Athens and got caught by an employee.

I ran a pool room for nine years in San Antonio. We had a huge walk-in cooler directly across from the bar.

Some of the regulars started their version of the "Mile High Club" for the cooler. The idea was to get laid in the cooler during business hours and not get caught.

Over the years, I caught 7 or 8 couples (and a few employees after hours) going at it in there.

Me? Did I ever try it? Naw, I'm above that sort of thing!

(Let me tell you, it got cold in there! Enough to shrivel your pod if you weren't quick enough! ............... At least, that's what I heard. LOL)

Stones
 
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Qjunkie said:
hook up w/ girls you meet in a pool hall. Nuthin but drama. Seriously never date girls you meet in a pool hall.

Your dumbest has been my best. I met my wife in a poolhall, and we have been married for almost 18 years. In her defense, she was there to meet up with her college roommate at the time, who was a waitress there. To this day she doesn't care much for the game or my cues, but has never put up a fuss once when I wanted to go out to shoot. (and I shoot about 3 times per week)
 
I worked at Cornfed Red's here in Columbus about 8 years ago. This thread got me thinking and I honestly cant post one stupid thing that happened in that pool hall, mainly because we did like 50 stupid things a day in there. Especially after 3AM on Fridays and Saturdays when all the action was going on (its open 24/7), you could see some of the stupidest and wildest bets and dares imaginable. Foot races, betting guys they couldnt ride a bicycle in figure 8's around 9 tables in a row without stopping, putting a pool cue in a corner pocket and seeing who can kick the highest on it, loading each others food with hot peppers and tabasco sauce, seeing who can score with the most number of female patrons in a month, it just never ended. Definately lots of great stories to tell from that time in my life, I would trade it for anything.
 
CocoboloCowboy said:
What was the penalty for this act?


The employee was pretty mad but she knew both of us and said she wouldn't tell the owner, whom would have probably given me a high five anyway. She was mainly upset that I was in the girls bathroom. The entire thing stemmed from a bet on a pool game. We played a race to 5 and I can't even remember what the terms were if I had lost but the bathroom thing was the terms on me winning.
 
CocoboloCowboy said:
What was the penalty for this act?

Don't know why the movie Hostel just popped in my head.

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Complex13 said:
I'm at work and was browsing threads and wanted to start one that would be a fun read. Anyway, what is the dumbest thing you've done in a pool hall?

For me, I was in this pool hall in Des Moines years back that was a "nickel arcade". The Dynamo 7' tables ran on 8 nickels and they had video games and stuff for the kids. It was kind of like a Pool Hall/Chuck E. Cheese type of place called "Loco Joe's". It was a place my 19 and 20 year old friends could go play pool until 2 am at.

Anyway, so I'm drunk and I decide that I'm not going to walk across the place to the restroom to p1ss. I'm going to whip out my unit and p1ss on the pool table leg like a dog. So I'm standing there and I got my junk out and I'm about ready to let loose but my friends crowd around me and I get stagefright and can't pull the trigger. My friends eventually talked me out of the whole thing. It seemed like a good idea at the time but totally dumb looking at the whole thing in hind sight.

I'm so glad you shared this story. It truly is inspirational.
 
Sober, only one thing really stands out, and that was when I was in High School....
In a poolhall in Southwest Louisiana publicly questioning the sexual preferences of a few bikers that were in there drinking, since they had something about Pinkie on their vests.



Drunk....
A room owner in Colorado Springs heard that when I get drunk- I get nekkid.
So he had everyone in the place, bartenders, waitresses, tournament players feeding me shots and drinks throughout a broomstick tournament.
I got in the $, but try not to remember too much else about it......
My clothes ended up leaving with someone somewhere during the night, and I was stuck in there playing pool until about 9:00 the next morning waiting for some more clothes to get brought in to me, and for me to sober up some more so that I could go to work.


I no longer drink much these days.
 
Cuephoric said:
Sober, only one thing really stands out, and that was when I was in High School....
In a poolhall in Southwest Louisiana publicly questioning the sexual preferences of a few bikers that were in there drinking, since they had something about Pinkie on their vests.

Drunk....
A room owner in Colorado Springs heard that when I get drunk- I get nekkid.
So he had everyone in the place, bartenders, waitresses, tournament players feeding me shots and drinks throughout a broomstick tournament.
I got in the $, but try not to remember too much else about it......
My clothes ended up leaving with someone somewhere during the night, and I was stuck in there playing pool until about 9:00 the next morning waiting for some more clothes to get brought in to me, and for me to sober up some more so that I could go to work.

Ok, I don't know you. But I'm going to assume your female?

If you were male story number 1 would have probably ended with a blackeye or worse. Story # 2 could not possible be a male... what room owner would want some nekkid dudes junk rubbing all over the tables and swinging ding's can't be good for business...

so, your female? if so.. pics pleze, kthanx. lol.
 
Beware_of_Dawg said:
Ok, I don't know you. But I'm going to assume your female?

If you were male story number 1 would have probably ended with a blackeye or worse. Story # 2 could not possible be a male... what room owner would want some nekkid dudes junk rubbing all over the tables and swinging ding's can't be good for business...

so, your female? if so.. pics pleze, kthanx. lol.


hahaha, unless the poolhall was called the Boneyard or the Fellow Ship
 
Really, Really Dumb

As it turned out this would have been a dumb idea no matter where it took place, but I got married in a poolroom once.
 
Sounds like Scooter was a regular....:p

beav99_4life said:
I worked at Cornfed Red's here in Columbus about 8 years ago. This thread got me thinking and I honestly cant post one stupid thing that happened in that pool hall, mainly because we did like 50 stupid things a day in there. Especially after 3AM on Fridays and Saturdays when all the action was going on (its open 24/7), you could see some of the stupidest and wildest bets and dares imaginable. Foot races, betting guys they couldnt ride a bicycle in figure 8's around 9 tables in a row without stopping, putting a pool cue in a corner pocket and seeing who can kick the highest on it, loading each others food with hot peppers and tabasco sauce, seeing who can score with the most number of female patrons in a month, it just never ended. Definately lots of great stories to tell from that time in my life, I would trade it for anything.
 
Complex13 said:
I'm at work and was browsing threads and wanted to start one that would be a fun read. Anyway, what is the dumbest thing you've done in a pool hall?

For me, I was in this pool hall in Des Moines years back that was a "nickel arcade". The Dynamo 7' tables ran on 8 nickels and they had video games and stuff for the kids. It was kind of like a Pool Hall/Chuck E. Cheese type of place called "Loco Joe's". It was a place my 19 and 20 year old friends could go play pool until 2 am at.

Anyway, so I'm drunk and I decide that I'm not going to walk across the place to the restroom to p1ss. I'm going to whip out my unit and p1ss on the pool table leg like a dog. So I'm standing there and I got my junk out and I'm about ready to let loose but my friends crowd around me and I get stagefright and can't pull the trigger. My friends eventually talked me out of the whole thing. It seemed like a good idea at the time but totally dumb looking at the whole thing in hind sight.
I can't think of anything "dumb" I've done but I have been the starter of some pretty outrageous conversations.
 
In the middle of a game, I used the 9 Ball for the Cue Ball. I felt real stupid about that one until i saw another guy, a btter player, do it in a tournament,

I routinely go to grab the CB to chalk with but :smile: the very worst was when i was asked to name All the Chief Justices of the Supreme Court in this country's history and Roger B Taney completely slipped my mind.
 
We used practice our short game

In the wee hours of the morning at the 24 hour pool hall here in town me and the other degenerates would bring in sand and lob wedges from the car and try to flop a golf ball on the table and make it stay. Needless to say, with a tight commercial carpet lie and a rather "springy" firm surface it was extremely hard to do. We would bet 50 or a 100 with one tie all tie. We only did it a handfull of times. It sure was fun though.
 
ElKabong said:
Sounds like Scooter was a regular....:p
Yep, Scooter was there quite a bit. There were more than a few times I kept guys from beating his ass, whether he knows it or not. That kid was a trip and always great for action, even back then. Kind of made me being 19, in college and seeing this kid 4 or 5 years younger than me with such a bankroll, absolutely disgusting. C'est la vie, lol.
 
J. Learned Hand said:
In the wee hours of the morning at the 24 hour pool hall here in town me and the other degenerates would bring in sand and lob wedges from the car and try to flop a golf ball on the table and make it stay. Needless to say, with a tight commercial carpet lie and a rather "springy" firm surface it was extremely hard to do. We would bet 50 or a 100 with one tie all tie. We only did it a handfull of times. It sure was fun though.



"bring in sand and lob wedges from the car"

It took me a while bit i finally figured it out.
 
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