Efren Reyes is so strong...

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Some people have Superman pajamas, Superman has Efren pajamas.

Efren Reyes' computer has no backspace button, Efren Reyes doesn't make mistakes.

Efren Reyes can order a Big Mac at Burger King, and get one.

Yeah, some of you "sophisticated" folks might know where these come from, but it's fun anyways. Anyone got another? :D

Happy Fourth of July everyone!
 
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I heard this one a while back. "In the spirit world the ghost plays the Efren"
 
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Efren Reyes is so bad, Mike Tyson said he would rather play with his pigeons than get in the ring with Efren.
 
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Some kids like to piss their names into the snow. Efren can piss his name into concrete.
 
Efren Reyes never says he's playing someone because that implies a chance at a loss. He just says he's beating someone. :D
 
When Efren walks into a pool hall.....
The house cues become Balabuskas.......
...and the chalk becomes Kamui
 
A toilet paper company tried sponsoring him and making a product with his name but that didn't work because Efren doesn't take shit from anyone!
 
Efren doesn't subscribe to threads.
They subscribe to him.

Sorry, I had to do that to you Anito. I am an opportunist sometimes.
 
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