Well by god I was there, and let me tell you the TRUE story. Efren didn't just step into the stands, he FLEW over the table. That's right, literally. Mind you, I would never believe it if I hadn't see it with my own eyes. Then, when he landed, he got down immediately on the cue ball and one-stroked it toward the first side cushion. Before the cueball hit that cushion he was already on the other side of the table, pointing to the precise place where the cueball would contact the cushion. Then, as the cueball made its ways across the table to the opposite side cushion, Efren went out to the concession stand and bought everyone a beer. What a guy. Well, he was back in a flash, and as the cueball came down toward the object ball near the end cushion he announced that he would not only hit the object ball, but that he would in fact pocket that ball and get perfect shape on the next one. As the object ball fell into the corner pocket, Earl had a heart attack. Everyone was in shock and aghast at this sudden and tragic turn of events, save Efren. Efren glanced over at his felled opponent, and then, scratching his head and looking bemused, calmly walked over to Earl and performed CPR ro revive him and save his life. Then the Magic Man stepped back up to the table and ran two more balls before attaining perfect shape on the nine. At that point Earl threw in the towel, raised Efren's arm, and pronounced him not only the greatest pool player who ever lived, but also the greatest human being who ever lived.
I was there by god, and I wouldn't believe a word of it if I hadn't seen it with my own two crossed eyes.