Fast Eddie's in VA: don't bother, it's depressing.

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Sup AZB, been a while. I pretty much just logged on to bіtch. I'm just frustrated... I drove over twenty miles and played for about ten minutes. Was first time in months that I'd hit a ball, and it was a total waste of time.

The last time, the tables were in a central area upstairs, not far from the bar, with booth seating nearby for each table.

This time, they've moved them down to the basement. It's like pool gentrification... the bar, the band, and the bull (lame mechanical bull) have pushed all the tables out, and they've moved the undesirable players to the ghetto, downstairs and out of sight. There's a small bar downstairs with a bartender who probably wants to shoot himself, cinder block walls with peeling paint, concrete floor, broken jukebox, no ceiling except various pipes and vents, and only six beat-to-shit tables, many of which are missing racks. The person who keeps your credit card and gives you the balls isn't down there with you. You have to fetch them if you want to check in, check out, or order something. Obviously no shop or sticks for sale.

What's sad is, they're nice tables... older diamonds with the big pockets. But the cloth is ripped with beer stains, there are ashtrays on the rails, detached pockets, and everything is generally banged up.

I know there's more money in being a bar than a pool hall, but the guys who started the place must have had pool in mind when they named it Fast Eddie's. They've clearly given up. I don't even understand why they went to the trouble of moving six tables (only three of them running on a saturday night) down a long u-turning staircase. Everything about the place screams "we don't give a shit anymore about pool", they coulda saved the hassle and just sold the tables before they totally fall apart.

Now that that's off my chest, where do people shoot in northern VA? Anyone wanna meet? I'll say it now, I'm dead broke :P But I can probably get the table time.
 
Dude??? Ya left me up here in Maine???? :p

What's up? Missed seeing ya here.

Hope all is well with ya. Let's see you online some more, man.
 
The owners might have given up on pool. Many pool players gave up on pool years ago. :( Sad state many places are in. Many people choose a place to play based on price and price alone. When you are using that criteria its hard to justify keeping things in nice shape. Business owners usually are just trying to give their customers what they are spending money on. Guess it is the sad state of that particular area.
 
Sup AZB, been a while. I pretty much just logged on to bіtch. I'm just frustrated... I drove over twenty miles and played for about ten minutes. Was first time in months that I'd hit a ball, and it was a total waste of time.

The last time, the tables were in a central area upstairs, not far from the bar, with booth seating nearby for each table.

This time, they've moved them down to the basement. It's like pool gentrification... the bar, the band, and the bull (lame mechanical bull) have pushed all the tables out, and they've moved the undesirable players to the ghetto, downstairs and out of sight. There's a small bar downstairs with a bartender who probably wants to shoot himself, cinder block walls with peeling paint, concrete floor, broken jukebox, no ceiling except various pipes and vents, and only six beat-to-shit tables, many of which are missing racks. The person who keeps your credit card and gives you the balls isn't down there with you. You have to fetch them if you want to check in, check out, or order something. Obviously no shop or sticks for sale.

What's sad is, they're nice tables... older diamonds with the big pockets. But the cloth is ripped with beer stains, there are ashtrays on the rails, detached pockets, and everything is generally banged up.

I know there's more money in being a bar than a pool hall, but the guys who started the place must have had pool in mind when they named it Fast Eddie's. They've clearly given up. I don't even understand why they went to the trouble of moving six tables (only three of them running on a saturday night) down a long u-turning staircase. Everything about the place screams "we don't give a shit anymore about pool", they coulda saved the hassle and just sold the tables before they totally fall apart.

Now that that's off my chest, where do people shoot in northern VA? Anyone wanna meet? I'll say it now, I'm dead broke :P But I can probably get the table time.

Fast Eddie's on Route 1? Yeah...horrible. It used to be a good room. Fast Eddie's in Springfield is much better, as well as Champions in Shirlington. Come out to Champions in Shirlington tomorrow at 1 there is a fun weekly one pocket tournament. Should be some good players and you'll have fun. Mike Sigel, Matt Clatterbuck, and Kevin Bailey played in the last one I was able to go to - so you'll see some good play. Only $20 entry fee and it is fairly handicapped.
 
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yeah, I've seen that. The only good thing is they let me out for three bucks. Well, maybe there aren't enough of us to support a business, but there does exist a group of people who care about equipment, and simply won't play on bad equipment, and are willing to drop 20-40 a night if the tables play right. And will drive over 20 miles to do so, even. There has to be a way to make money off that. In fact, I'd cheerfully keep playing in a cinder block basement ghetto with no music or service if the tables are perfect.
 
Fast Eddie's on Route 1? Yeah...horrible. It used to be a good room. Fast Eddie's in Springfield is much better, as well as Champions in Shirlington. Come out to Champions in Shirlington tomorrow at 1 there is a fun weekly one pocket tournament. Should be some good players and you'll have fun. Mike Sigel, Matt Clatterbuck, and Kevin Bailey played in the last one I was able to go to - so you'll see some good play. Only $20 entry fee and it is fairly handicapped.



There is no Mechnical Bull at this hall... I play here often adn its not as bad as this guy says it is.. Also there is no bar downstairs or cement walls..

What Fast Eddies are you talking about?? Location would clear up a lot of the confusion :confused:

Oh if your up in the Woodbridge area hit me up. I have a few solid A players and myself that play on a really sweet Diamond Pro with 4 1/2" pockets.. PM me if you want ;)
 
There is no Mechnical Bull at this hall... I play here often adn its not as bad as this guy says it is.. Also there is no bar downstairs or cement walls..

What Fast Eddies are you talking about?? Location would clear up a lot of the confusion :confused:

Oh if your up in the Woodbridge area hit me up. I have a few solid A players and myself that play on a really sweet Diamond Pro with 4 1/2" pockets.. PM me if you want ;)

Sorry, I shoulda been more clear... I didn't know they were a chain. This is in Centreville, the first link at http://fasteddies.com/ .
Don't let the picture fool you. There is no breasty hottie serving food in a low cut ref's uniform, nor a Jasmin lookalike in need of lessons on clean pristine green cloth.

So far I have offers to check out Woodbridge and Arlington... both an hour away... I'm hoping there's something closer in northern virginia, something near manassas or gainesville.
 
Whetzels in Manassas off of Sudley Road is a good place to go play. Tables play well. A few regulars there and a quiet environment for the most part. They have one table shimmed up. Overall their Brunswicks play better than the tables around the Fast Eddies/Hardtimes that I have been too. I have played there quite a bit.

Woodbridge Hardtimes is great if you play 11am to 8ish, after that it gets loud. You will not play on better tables (in area) than the couple Diamonds in the area. I am there Tuesdays quite a bit.

I dont get out often but would come out for a special occasion.
 
Come on out to woodbridge and let me and the Perkilator torture you for a few hours :p

Here are some pics of the table we play on------>

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By far one of if not THE best table in teh Greater DC area!!! Also it would be nice to meet a fellow AZ'er :cool:
 
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I forgot about whetzel's, remember going that a couple of years ago and liking it. That's really close. I'll try to make that trip to woodbridge so y'all can beat on me. I haven't shot in months, expect me to complain about the diamond's tight pockets after I drive balls into the center of the rail.
 
Creedo you should have told me you were coming. I would have met you at Breakers in Herndon and we could have played in the smoke free area :) with GC3s that have new cloth.

The Fast Eddies in Fairfax at the Circle for Rt 29 and Rt 50 in my opinion has much better tables than the Fast Eddies off of Rt 28 but is mostly smoking as they only have two 8 footers in the non smoking area.

First Break in Sterling is supposed to re-open soon. I expect the owners will have new tables and cloth installed since the fire.

Next time you're in town give a shout. It's always nice to meet other AZB'ers.



Sup AZB, been a while. I pretty much just logged on to bіtch. I'm just frustrated... I drove over twenty miles and played for about ten minutes. Was first time in months that I'd hit a ball, and it was a total waste of time.

The last time, the tables were in a central area upstairs, not far from the bar, with booth seating nearby for each table.

This time, they've moved them down to the basement. It's like pool gentrification... the bar, the band, and the bull (lame mechanical bull) have pushed all the tables out, and they've moved the undesirable players to the ghetto, downstairs and out of sight. There's a small bar downstairs with a bartender who probably wants to shoot himself, cinder block walls with peeling paint, concrete floor, broken jukebox, no ceiling except various pipes and vents, and only six beat-to-shit tables, many of which are missing racks. The person who keeps your credit card and gives you the balls isn't down there with you. You have to fetch them if you want to check in, check out, or order something. Obviously no shop or sticks for sale.

What's sad is, they're nice tables... older diamonds with the big pockets. But the cloth is ripped with beer stains, there are ashtrays on the rails, detached pockets, and everything is generally banged up.

I know there's more money in being a bar than a pool hall, but the guys who started the place must have had pool in mind when they named it Fast Eddie's. They've clearly given up. I don't even understand why they went to the trouble of moving six tables (only three of them running on a saturday night) down a long u-turning staircase. Everything about the place screams "we don't give a shit anymore about pool", they coulda saved the hassle and just sold the tables before they totally fall apart.

Now that that's off my chest, where do people shoot in northern VA? Anyone wanna meet? I'll say it now, I'm dead broke :P But I can probably get the table time.
 
Sup AZB, been a while. I pretty much just logged on to bіtch. I'm just frustrated... I drove over twenty miles and played for about ten minutes. Was first time in months that I'd hit a ball, and it was a total waste of time.

The last time, the tables were in a central area upstairs, not far from the bar, with booth seating nearby for each table.

This time, they've moved them down to the basement. It's like pool gentrification... the bar, the band, and the bull (lame mechanical bull) have pushed all the tables out, and they've moved the undesirable players to the ghetto, downstairs and out of sight. There's a small bar downstairs with a bartender who probably wants to shoot himself, cinder block walls with peeling paint, concrete floor, broken jukebox, no ceiling except various pipes and vents, and only six beat-to-shit tables, many of which are missing racks. The person who keeps your credit card and gives you the balls isn't down there with you. You have to fetch them if you want to check in, check out, or order something. Obviously no shop or sticks for sale.

What's sad is, they're nice tables... older diamonds with the big pockets. But the cloth is ripped with beer stains, there are ashtrays on the rails, detached pockets, and everything is generally banged up.

I know there's more money in being a bar than a pool hall, but the guys who started the place must have had pool in mind when they named it Fast Eddie's. They've clearly given up. I don't even understand why they went to the trouble of moving six tables (only three of them running on a saturday night) down a long u-turning staircase. Everything about the place screams "we don't give a shit anymore about pool", they coulda saved the hassle and just sold the tables before they totally fall apart.

Now that that's off my chest, where do people shoot in northern VA? Anyone wanna meet? I'll say it now, I'm dead broke :P But I can probably get the table time.

This is why you're supposed to post here before you go somewhere -- pool halls disappear or decline all to regularly. Anyway, Champions in Shirlington is under new management and seems to be, once again, a good place to shoot pool.

I don't know about outside the beltway, but Whetzel's sounds pretty good.

Good luck!
 
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