Favorite Bar Pool Room Scripture

Island Drive

Otto/Dads College Roommate/Cleveland Browns
Silver Member
"Be Nice Or Be Gone"

"If you drink to forget, you'll forget to pay, NO TABS ALLOWED."
 
Our Bar Manager is Helen Waite, anyone with complaints or an attitude can go to Helen Waite.
 
"if you go down to tennesee, thats where Fats is buried ya know, on his gravestone it says 'i beat every living soul on earth, so rack em up st peter' thats a face now, nobody ever beat that man"

^i still live in a world where fats is the best play to have ever lived.
 
Onemoreyouth said:
"if you go down to tennesee, thats where Fats is buried ya know, on his gravestone it says 'i beat every living soul on earth, so rack em up st peter' thats a face now, nobody ever beat that man"

^i still live in a world where fats is the best play to have ever lived.
You ought to consider relocating to Earth, I think you would like it here. :)

Tracy
 
In a small pool room located out in the country a sign says;
"If you don't like our tournament handicap system, you have two choices: Hwy 52 east or Hwy 52 west."
 
"You see there's no 'P' in our pool so..."

O_O

No wait that's not right at all... scratch that...:D
 
UWPoolGod1 said:
Men: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service
Women: No Shoes, No Shirt, Drinks are Free
I have that sign hanging up as you walk down the stairs to my basement bar room. I wonder if the chicks think I'm joking?
 
Everyone who comes in here brings a smile to our face. Some by coming in and others by leaving.
 
There is a bar in St. Paul, MN (the name escapes me) with a great big sign behind the bar stating "NO F@(KING CHECKS" ... and it's not spelled exactly like I just did :)

(Side note: when I moved to MN in 1997, you could still walk into a good old fashioned neighborhood bar, drink until your head hit the table, and if you could barely raise your head at closing time, open one eye, and manage to scrawl something resembling a signature on the bottom of your personal check -- they would actually ACCEPT it. Sadly, they are catching up to the problems many other areas have had for years, and the personal check culture is waning)
 
In The Men's Room Over The Urinal....

Don't Eat The Big White Mint...

McCue Banger McCue

OK I saw it in the movie Roadhouse......:p

MBM
 
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