With an APA league going on the other side of the room , I was practicing when a young lady approached my table and just stood there quietly.
Finally, I said, "How are you?"
She said, "Would you sign my cue stick, please?
I said, "Excuse me? Why would you want that?"
She said, "Everyone tells me you play on the tour with all of the pros."
That's when I started laughing and told her that I run a tour on which some pros play but I wasn't a pro.
She frowned and said, "So, you won't sign my stick?"
I said, "Honey, there's only two people on the planet that would recognize that signature. One is me and the other is my mother!"
Stones
Finally, I said, "How are you?"
She said, "Would you sign my cue stick, please?
I said, "Excuse me? Why would you want that?"
She said, "Everyone tells me you play on the tour with all of the pros."
That's when I started laughing and told her that I run a tour on which some pros play but I wasn't a pro.
She frowned and said, "So, you won't sign my stick?"
I said, "Honey, there's only two people on the planet that would recognize that signature. One is me and the other is my mother!"
Stones