Funny pic/gif thread...

Behind the Gray Rock Cafe in Grayling, Michigan Tim Gillette
made the deer feeder with the 'Browning' logo. These twin albinos have
been coming into the back of Gray Rock Cafe since they were fawns in
2006. He had been trying to capture a digital pic of them for awhile,
but they arrive at dusk or even later and the pics don't turn out. On
Friday about 10 am they arrived. It was a beautiful morning and they
came for their photo op.
 

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CharlesUFarley said:
That polar bear one isn't even funny. That's the stuff nightmares are made of. I bet that was the longest game of ring around the rosie in recorded history....
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No, it wasn't that long. The bear caught him.
 
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Two elderly gentlemen, who hadn’t had sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail.

When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old codgers, so she used "blow-up" dolls instead.

She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.

After the two men were finished, they started walking home and began talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?"

The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch. When I nibbled on her breast... she farted and flew out the window!"
 
Here's a good one. A fellow that I used to work with got a phone call at work about a bill. His reply:

"Look. Every month, I get eleven bills. I only have enough cash to pay seven of them. I throw them all in a hat and draw seven out. You fu#@ with me again at work, and I won't even put you in the hat."
 
indentifying terrorists

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
"unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
 
used that myself!

crawfish said:
Here's a good one. A fellow that I used to work with got a phone call at work about a bill. His reply:

"Look. Every month, I get eleven bills. I only have enough cash to pay seven of them. I throw them all in a hat and draw seven out. You fu#@ with me again at work, and I won't even put you in the hat."
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I told a bill collector the hat story myself. They didn't think it was all that funny especially since my bills were a few months overdue at the time and I told them one more call birddogging and their name wasn't going in the hat.

Another bill, my wife had charged a large purchase at a local store much to my annoyance. Write out a check, find an envelope and a stamp, all this crap every month. I was a few days late paying one month and they immediately sent me a self addressed stamped envelope with a reminder to pay my bill. Since it had to be ten days late for a late fee to apply I had time to get their envelope and send my check back in it with no late fee. I tried it again the next month, it worked so for the next six months or so I waited on their envelope to send my payment in.

One fine day a lady called me up concerning that bill being chronically late. I explained to her that if she would send the envelope a week earlier I would pay her on time. She went ballistic! SIR, IT IS NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROVIDE YOU AN ENVELOPE AND STAMP! Another five minutes of tirade followed. I thought it was funny but the old hussy quit sending me envelopes. I told the wife to go pay the balance, it wasn't any fun anymore.

Hu
 
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