In outer space, there exists a gigantic cloud of alcohol which can be used to fill 400 trillion trillion pints of beer.
When I read this, I called NASA to see if they were sending a Space Probe out anytime soon.
They said, No, but they will put me on the waiting list in case that they decide to in the future. I asked how many were on the waiting list. They told me to go to Montana. I said, "I thought youse guys were in Florida, when did you move to Montana". They told me that they were still in Florida, that Montana was where the end of the line for applicants was at the moment.
I mentioned that if they do decide it's a go, make sure there are lots of peanuts, chips and beef jerky on board. And that they should also consider putting in a decent stereo system. At my age, I would probably just elect not to come back. 40 bucks for an 18 Pack in Regina. I was thinking, the money I will save.
They asked me if I had any experience flying. I said not much, I flew a little when I was younger, but that I could drive pretty good when I was drunk.
Not so sure that was the correct answer.