Funny pic/gif thread...
- Thread starter dfweyer
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So I googled B-B’s slightly arcane suggestion...shkpkgegvho....
...and it gave me this excellent advice...
Thanx B-B....I needed someone to point the way
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it works!
I was working with a construction crew one year when deer season came around. Three-fourths or more of the crew were hunters so monday mornings were filled with deer stories. A young man, a furriner from several states away, had never been deer hunting. Some guys at work volunteered to take him. They dropped him at a creek with a deer crossing sign. This was on the main highway a quarter mile from town. Then the other four or five guys drove another fifteen miles or so and hunted in the Tunica hills. Deep gouges by the hundreds cut into the red clay heading towards the Mississippi River. If there has been the least bit of rain climbing that raw red clay was hell!
The end of the day, the guys in the hills were tired, sore, nobody had fired a shot. Ha, one ray of sunshine, let's go pick up Joe! Joe was nowhere in sight and they had to call him. He hollered back, he needed help with a big twelve pointer. He had shot the deer bracing off of the sign. He couldn't thank the guys enough for giving him the best spot!
I have deer in my backyard. That is about as far as I am willing to chase them. Might or might not harvest one this year.
Hu
I was working with a construction crew one year when deer season came around. Three-fourths or more of the crew were hunters so monday mornings were filled with deer stories. A young man, a furriner from several states away, had never been deer hunting. Some guys at work volunteered to take him. They dropped him at a creek with a deer crossing sign. This was on the main highway a quarter mile from town. Then the other four or five guys drove another fifteen miles or so and hunted in the Tunica hills. Deep gouges by the hundreds cut into the red clay heading towards the Mississippi River. If there has been the least bit of rain climbing that raw red clay was hell!
The end of the day, the guys in the hills were tired, sore, nobody had fired a shot. Ha, one ray of sunshine, let's go pick up Joe! Joe was nowhere in sight and they had to call him. He hollered back, he needed help with a big twelve pointer. He had shot the deer bracing off of the sign. He couldn't thank the guys enough for giving him the best spot!
I have deer in my backyard. That is about as far as I am willing to chase them. Might or might not harvest one this year.
Hu
Porn
I saw one of the old naked lady printouts a few weeks ago like used to float around at the holidays. I think they came over telex? Nothing but letters shaped nicely but we thought that was something! Even porn ain't what it used to be!
Wuz a firing offense to originate one of those naked ladies, the machine was for official use only.
The printer I most remember was a nine pin that lasted almost forever, probably still some around. It's claim to fame was it could print through about eight layers of paper and carbon paper. You could hear one of those about a hundred feet away without trying. Took about an hour to print the seventy-five pages a helpful lady printed for me once. I didn't have the heart to tell her I had found the same document on the net and could print it in less than ten minutes with my inkjet.
My brother worked on some real dinosaur stuff, logic gates you could take apart and fix! A ten meg hard drive was the size of a big file cabinet and was stuffed with disks the size of a record album. I did maintain a couple arcnet networks for awhile. Had to run one over a coat hanger just to see if it was true you could. 2.5 megabite speeds best I recall. I sold both the arcnet sites on upgrading to 10megabyte networks. They were amazed! People were much more easily impressed those days.
Almost forgot, one of those Arcnet networks was running over cable TV co-ax instead of the standard co-ax. Sneaker net was quicker for those people!
Hu`
I saw one of the old naked lady printouts a few weeks ago like used to float around at the holidays. I think they came over telex? Nothing but letters shaped nicely but we thought that was something! Even porn ain't what it used to be!
Wuz a firing offense to originate one of those naked ladies, the machine was for official use only.
The printer I most remember was a nine pin that lasted almost forever, probably still some around. It's claim to fame was it could print through about eight layers of paper and carbon paper. You could hear one of those about a hundred feet away without trying. Took about an hour to print the seventy-five pages a helpful lady printed for me once. I didn't have the heart to tell her I had found the same document on the net and could print it in less than ten minutes with my inkjet.
My brother worked on some real dinosaur stuff, logic gates you could take apart and fix! A ten meg hard drive was the size of a big file cabinet and was stuffed with disks the size of a record album. I did maintain a couple arcnet networks for awhile. Had to run one over a coat hanger just to see if it was true you could. 2.5 megabite speeds best I recall. I sold both the arcnet sites on upgrading to 10megabyte networks. They were amazed! People were much more easily impressed those days.
Almost forgot, one of those Arcnet networks was running over cable TV co-ax instead of the standard co-ax. Sneaker net was quicker for those people!
Hu`
Are you sure those are men?
We used to tell city hunters the urban legend tale of the two men from the big city who came to hunt the deer. They wanted to know the best way to get a deer and were told to be very quiet and follow the tracks and you can sneak up on them. The next day we found out two hunters were killed by a train.
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