Smorg is giving St Peter the 7!
Reminds me: A young man was home by himself when the neighbor from up the creek came over very irate. "Is your father here?"
"Is your mother here?"
"No sir, can I help you?"
"I don't think so. Your brother Bob has got my Lily in a family way!"
"Sir, I don't know what to tell you. Daddy charges $150 for the bull and $50 for the boar if that helps."