Funny pic/gif thread...
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two
large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was
ripped, and every once in a while, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady.
"I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me
officer." "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get
all that money?
You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is
right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot
of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my
flower garden.
It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you
know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game
days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my
hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I
surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20,
or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop,
laughing. "OK.. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody
pays."
large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was
ripped, and every once in a while, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady.
"I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me
officer." "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get
all that money?
You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is
right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot
of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my
flower garden.
It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you
know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game
days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my
hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I
surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20,
or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop,
laughing. "OK.. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody
pays."
Speaking of that, just yesterday I met a Rabi. I asked him he still did Circumcisions. he said, Yes I do.
I asked him if there was any money in that.
He said, not much anymore, but the tips were pretty good.
I asked him if there was any money in that.
He said, not much anymore, but the tips were pretty good.
Union Rules & Hookers
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'
'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. 'We observe all union rules.'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'
'That's more like it!' the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde ..
'I'd like her,' he said.
'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'
'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. 'We observe all union rules.'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'
'That's more like it!' the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde ..
'I'd like her,' he said.
'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'
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mechanical bull riding...
ur doing it wrong.
ur doing it wrong.
I watched a guy with those kind of jeans trying to shoot a game a couple of weeks ago. He'd make a shot and have to walk around the table with one hand holding his knickers up. As soon as he took his hand off his jeans to shoot, his pants half fell off again. It would be funny to watch a couple of these hip hoppers get into a match of fisticuffs. They'd both be fighting with their pants around their ankles or it would be a one arm punching match
Just grab the guys pants and pull them down to his ankles, puch him on his butt, fight over.
Just grab the guys pants and pull them down to his ankles, puch him on his butt, fight over.
I don't like to judge, so I'll just assume that he has really short legs. 
Betcha didn't know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
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Is that Scott Frost?
girl scouts
