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It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
There is a "tit" in "subtitles". Maybe it should be called "subtities".
Must have been an Irish grasshopper.So, a grasshopper goes into a bar and hops up onto a bar stool and says,
"Bartender, I would like to order a drink."
The bartender replies, "Hey, we have a drink named after you! Would you like one?"
To which the grasshopper asks, "You have a drink named 'Murray'?"