It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Funny pic/gif thread...
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So, a grasshopper goes into a bar and hops up onto a bar stool and says,
"Bartender, I would like to order a drink."
The bartender replies, "Hey, we have a drink named after you! Would you like one?"
To which the grasshopper asks, "You have a drink named 'Murray'?"
"Bartender, I would like to order a drink."
The bartender replies, "Hey, we have a drink named after you! Would you like one?"
To which the grasshopper asks, "You have a drink named 'Murray'?"
There is a "tit" in "subtitles". Maybe it should be called "subtities".
Must have been an Irish grasshopper.
Those particular sad little subtities were best left to the imagination. JMH jaded O.
This one is for Texas Carom Club
A string walks into a bar. The bartender said" we don't serve strings in here". The string went outside and thought " Damn it, I want a drink". So he takes off his hat, pulled the ends of his top end apart and tied himself into three half hitches. He went back inside and the bartender said "HEY! Aren't you that string that was just in here"?
The string said.... "No... I'm a frayed knot"!
The string said.... "No... I'm a frayed knot"!