Funny pic/gif thread...
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dquarasr
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Every. F-ing. Time.
I was sitting around waiting on my transmission to be rebuilt in Flour Bluff Texas. This guy came to move his girlfriend's stuff out of a second floor apartment. If you have seen the short squatty body muscle guys with their arms curled up like T-Rex, that is what this guy looked like only at over six feet the top of my head came to the top of his shoulder. His head was shaved and his mustache reached his chin. I have seen a good many pro wrestlers and those guys are far bigger than they look on TV. This guy may have been the biggest human I have ever seen although he lacked a little being the tallest. When he came down the stairs casually carrying a couch I knew there was no sense offering to help!
My road partner and I are leaning on something convenient and drinking some suds while we just watch him. When the entertainment was over and our beer cans empty we headed up the narrow stairway. Halfway up we meet this guy coming down. Johnny is a couple steps in front of me, all five-eight and a hundred and fifty pounds of cajun. We have had a few beers by now, not even a TV or radio to keep us amused so beer for breakfast was routine. As we get close to him Johnny says "Hi". The guy replies in kind. Johnny says, "Damn, I am glad a big son of a bitch like you ain't mean!"
Normally I back my partners, right or wrong. In this case I knew it wouldn't make the slightest difference. No sense both of us dying! The guy was no doubt used to dumb comments, all he did was laugh. We all had to turn sideways and kind of sidle by each other on that narrow staircase. Otherwise he filled it side to side!
Reminds me, an old movie I watched the other night. Frank Sinatra, Dan Blocker, Hoss Cartwright. Frank pulls a snubby revolver on Dan. Dan just looked at him, "Are you kidding?"
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