Funny pic/gif thread...

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The cat pictured could be my folks shop cat Boots , who wasn't your run of the mill cat be any means .
He normally would come to you when called quite often on a dead run , and was a mouse killing machine that layed out nearly 50 mice in a half hour on the truck scale at the grain elevator across the road from the shop .
He also could catch and kill pigeons and never got the hang of killing cottontail rabbits they whipped up on Boots ha ha !
Boots also was a Lays potato chip addict and would torture you until you let him and scratched his ears !
I'm not much of a cat person but I still miss Boots !
 
Two Italian men get on a bus...
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man."Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
 
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