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My wife’s cousin, Steve, is an absolute savage! This is how Steve ended a prank war with the aforementioned bro in law a few years ago.

Bro in law swore he could top it. Dude, you greased his door handles, cb mic, and some switches; how cute. You’ll never top a freakin blowup doll floppin’ around your gate for almost an entire day. He put over 300 miles on like this and was at his 3rd trip through the quarry before he found out.

Gawd, I miss Steve. If you can believe it he’s a preacher now. Got to watch them church kids. I think that they were so sheltered growing up that when they go rogue it’s next level.
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I had a buddy who loved pranks in my twenties. He had access to my house and would move my furniture around, make mess, etc etc thinking it was funny to leave for me to fix.

One night he stayed over due to drinking too much, and his soft top jeep was out front. He was a traveling apprentice millwright and kept all his tools boxes in the back. One of my other so called friends at the time had brought an inflatable pig from the stag shop and left it at my house as a joke. I stowed that pig in one of his tool boxes expecting him to find it atcwork in front of his work crew.. I waited a few days but never heard from him. I eventually forgot i did it.

2 to 3months later i get this call of him laughing hysterically, in that panicing something crazy happened way. Turns out the pig was put in a specialty tool box, so he doesnt open it often. His foreman asked him to borrow something, and they walked out to the car together to get. He realized right away when he opened the tool box what i had done, paniced, and stashed the pig in his overalls. He worked most of the day with that inflatable pig sex doll under his overalls hoping no one in his crew would notice it. When he was finally able to get away from his crew, he found an open office door and left the pig in a random drafting table. I cant imagine what the tables owner would think when they found it.

Oddly, no more pranks were played at my house after that.
 

The chocolate covered brussel sprouts are a bridge too far and I will eat them like candy if they are well coated in real made on the farm butter.

My cousins were all little beauties so every year they would ride on a float in the annual town parade. Well their brothers weren't having as much fun so they carefully broke up ex-lax every year and wrapped it in aluminum foil. The girls threw it out for years. Funny thing, there never was any uproar about it!

Hu
 
Settle down, sir

This drain only drains the top of the water, by design.
The house around the corner had that single drain and would have held several inches of nasty water all the time. Definitely not what the owner had in mind! In most respects the project went pretty well but it went off the rails in a lot of places that weren't obvious until after move in. Some of the plumbing problems were obvious early, some took awhile to be obvious. Some issues were fixable, some weren't by any practical method.

Hu
 
No, we had a wristband on each wrist (sometimes a third wristband from the ER) and a stamp on the back of each hand...

Jaden

I used to work industrial construction with hundreds or thousands of guys. I wondered how many were still legally drunk when we hit the jobsite at six after drinking until two or three. Nobody was foolish enough to test us on the way into the gate and lose half their crew!

Hu
 
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