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Gear101

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Sorry, gonna interrupt this thread for a true story. My friend Bill was driving the typical speed in West Texas, 90 or so, on a two lane highway. He tops a hill and meets a state trooper coming from the other direction at the same speed. Bill figures what the hell and pulls over as soon as possible.

A minute or so later here comes the state trooper balls to the wall pedal to the metal in hot pursuit of someone that wasn't running. He looked like the Dukes of Hazzard in General Lee topping the hill. He slammed on the brakes when he saw Bill parked and standing by his car. The police interceptor must not have had ABS brakes because the skid marks looked like a bowl of spaghetti! The trooper gets out and hurries back to Bill.

Bill was the kind of guy that could resist anything but temptation. He gave the trooper a look only Bill could give, "You know if you didn't drive so damned fast that wouldn't happen." The trooper was too furious to speak, foam liming his lips and flying as he tried to talk. Bill was well and thoroughly papered down.

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