I don't remember if I have posted this before. After a gazillion hits to this thread, I might have in my absent mindedness.
Anyway, its none other than Subservient Chicken. It can be a major time waster.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!!!!