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The weathermen say the temperature is going to reach extremely high levels today,
and everyone should check on the elderly and senile.
Are you OK???
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The weathermen say the temperature is going to reach extremely high levels today,
and everyone should check on the elderly and senile.
Are you OK???
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please, please, pleaseeeeeeeee
I am still trying to find the vid with the two guys playing pool and just keep clowning each other, and efren makes a cameo in it to.
please guys, who ever knows this video send it to me. it's on youtube but i have no clue what to type for the search
I am still trying to find the vid with the two guys playing pool and just keep clowning each other, and efren makes a cameo in it to.
please guys, who ever knows this video send it to me. it's on youtube but i have no clue what to type for the search
i know
ok i think i remember the vid there talking about, i think it was 2 younger guys?
i know
i thought that was what they were looking for. not sure i've seen the other one.
M.C.
That's the worst porno I have ever seen!!!
Banks
Banned
Florida..
How does Florida always manage to have the craziest crimes? Sometimes I think Florida Roadkill was pretty accurate..
Bad, Jesus, bad! If you try locking him in a cell, will he be gone in the morning when you come back?
Crowbar-Wielding 'Jesus' Attacks 'Antichrist' Neighbor, Police say
PALM BAY, FLA -- A 51-year old man who calls himself Jesus Christ is being held on assault charges after allegedly threatening his neighbor with a crowbar.
Kenneth Peterson is charged with stalking and aggravated assault and is being held at the Brevard County Jail on $150,000 bond.
Police have made nine visits to Peterson's home since February on reports that he was damaging neighbor Fred Padilla’s property, according to WKMG.
Peterson reportedly believes Padilla is the Antichrist, according to WESH-Channel 2.
Peterson also has been accused of shooting at his neighbor with a BB gun.
How does Florida always manage to have the craziest crimes? Sometimes I think Florida Roadkill was pretty accurate..
Bad, Jesus, bad! If you try locking him in a cell, will he be gone in the morning when you come back?
Crowbar-Wielding 'Jesus' Attacks 'Antichrist' Neighbor, Police say
PALM BAY, FLA -- A 51-year old man who calls himself Jesus Christ is being held on assault charges after allegedly threatening his neighbor with a crowbar.
Kenneth Peterson is charged with stalking and aggravated assault and is being held at the Brevard County Jail on $150,000 bond.
Police have made nine visits to Peterson's home since February on reports that he was damaging neighbor Fred Padilla’s property, according to WKMG.
Peterson reportedly believes Padilla is the Antichrist, according to WESH-Channel 2.
Peterson also has been accused of shooting at his neighbor with a BB gun.
THIS IS FUNNY
----- > WHEN THE GUY STOPS RUNNING, PLACE YOUR CURSOR ABOUT 1 INCH ABOVE HIS
> HEAD. >
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----- > WHEN THE GUY STOPS RUNNING, PLACE YOUR CURSOR ABOUT 1 INCH ABOVE HIS
> HEAD. >
> Click below:
http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html
If link did not work
http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html
Mind your manners
AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE.
THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED
THROAT.
SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD
THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG
GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A
BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.
The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed, saying, "Hey
Old WOMAN, have you ever danced?"
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO, I NEVER DID
DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU
OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD
WOMAN'S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR - NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF -
STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING.
WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL
LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE
SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED
SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR. THE CROWD STOPPED
LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY.
THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING.
THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE
GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE
QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A MULE'S ASS?"
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO MAM... BUT... I'VE
ALWAYS WANTED TO."
THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS FOR US ALL HERE:
1 - NEVER BE ARROGANT.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being stupid...
I JUST LOVE A STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE.
THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED
THROAT.
SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD
THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG
GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A
BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.
The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed, saying, "Hey
Old WOMAN, have you ever danced?"
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO, I NEVER DID
DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU
OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD
WOMAN'S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR - NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF -
STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING.
WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL
LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE
SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED
SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR. THE CROWD STOPPED
LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY.
THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING.
THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE
GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE
QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A MULE'S ASS?"
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO MAM... BUT... I'VE
ALWAYS WANTED TO."
THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS FOR US ALL HERE:
1 - NEVER BE ARROGANT.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being stupid...
I JUST LOVE A STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
What do you do if someone else is riding your bicycle?